Character Analysis
Carl
7 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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Setup/Punchline
Best Jokes by Carl
Did you tell him it was peed on? He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over.
You know, someday...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law.
Do you know I've been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? And I shampoo every day. So, what do you think of my conversation? Not much.
Let's see. I ski, I fish... I pillage, I plunder. - You pillage and plunder? - When I travel.
You don't have any furniture? No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it. Oh, I can understand that.
All Jokes — 7 total
Let's see. I ski, I fish... I pillage, I plunder. - You pillage and plunder? - When I travel.
Do you know I've been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? And I shampoo every day. So, what do you think of my conversation? Not much.
You don't have any furniture? No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it. Oh, I can understand that.
A pretty good date, huh? Yeah, no heavy lifting.
You know, someday...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law.
Did you tell him it was peed on? He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over.
All I've got is grape juice. Throw it.