Doctor

'Salami salami bologna.' Definitely.

Well, they've grown back.

Are you asking because you saw 20/20 last night? I sure am.

I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps... from above.

Mint? Those can be very refreshing.

Listen, you little quack. There was a half man, half pig in that room over there. Now, where is he? Where is he?! Half what? You know what I mean! Pork. Sausage. 'That's all, folks.'

Obviously a very sick person. A very immature person. A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.

Are you planning to start a family? Yes, I would like to very much. I'm low, aren't I? I can feel it.

All the time? All the time. You have to get off Jockeys right away. But I've always worn Jockeys.

Africa? Do you know how hot it gets there? Like, 150 degrees. Your skin is gonna be simmering with boils.

She expired. Are you sure? Yes, of course. So... she's dead? Yes.

We found traces... of a certain toxic adhesive... commonly found in very low-priced envelopes. Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations. That's probably what did it.

Leo, I don't care for your demeanour. Now you're just being difficult.

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy... due to a period of extreme inactivity.