Character Analysis
Jane
Played by Jami Gertz
10 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
2.1
10
6.9
6.5
Character Comedy
Jane delivers 10 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Jane Lines
Jane:I can't spare a square!
Jane:No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare.
Jane:I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Jane:I simply could not spare it. This woman just didn't get it.
Jane:Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights. Flush her out.
All Jokes — 10 total
Jane:No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it.
Jane:I can't spare a square!
Jane:Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply!
Jane:I simply could not spare it. This woman just didn't get it.
Jane:She wouldn't stop. 'Help me! Help me!' She was insane.
Jane:Too bad they don't have old ladies walking around with flashlights. Flush her out.
Jane:Oh, how's this thing work?
Jane:I sell paper goods, you jerk.
Jane:No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare.
George · Jane:I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. Me too. I love cough medicine.