
Character Analysis
John
9 jokes across 2 episodes of Seinfeld
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Cringe/Discomfort
Best Jokes by John
John's song title: 'Hot-and-Heavy'
He can't stay. This is for close friends only. Hey, I'm a friend. Who told him to pour the Gatorade over Marty Benson's head?
'And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do... and I'm thinking of... adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.'
It's John Mollica. Oh. Oh, John. Oh, hi, John. Hi. What are you doing out here? I was just at this recital and Jerry put this PEZ dispenser on my leg and I just started laughing.
You don't wanna go out with me because I'm a bartender, right? Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now. Is it because I have a tissue in my nose?
All Jokes — 9 total
It's John Mollica. Oh. Oh, John. Oh, hi, John. Hi. What are you doing out here? I was just at this recital and Jerry put this PEZ dispenser on my leg and I just started laughing.
Really? Boy... you really look great. Oh, thank you.
He's kind of messed up on drugs. I don't know what to do. Have you thought about an intervention?
The membranes get dry, and it just starts bleeding. Since I was a kid, so I have to stick a tissue up there. You have to work like that? Yeah. Nobody minds. Nobody's ever said anything to me.
I looked. I don't see any ice cubes. Well, then I guess there's no ice cubes. I can't drink this. It's warm.
He can't stay. This is for close friends only. Hey, I'm a friend. Who told him to pour the Gatorade over Marty Benson's head?
You don't wanna go out with me because I'm a bartender, right? Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now. Is it because I have a tissue in my nose?
John's song title: 'Hot-and-Heavy'
'And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do... and I'm thinking of... adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.'