Character Analysis
Manager
Played by Thom Barry
12 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
2.8
12
6.9
6.8
Character Comedy
Manager delivers 12 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Manager Lines
George · Manager:I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs. I thought you said it was a Twix? Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. Maybe it was. Oh, no. No. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
Manager · George:That took you an hour? Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.
Manager · Kramer:How did my horse do? He had to be shot.
Kramer · Manager:You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays. That's not a right. Well, it's going to be, because I'm going back on strike.
Manager:Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and we got this bagel place. I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus miracle.
All Jokes — 12 total
Manager · Jerry:Well, you already said spite, so.... But I changed my mind. No, you said spite. Too late.
Kramer · Manager:Didn't any of the other guys come back? No. I'm sure they all got other jobs like 10 years ago.
Manager · Charlie:Hey, Charlie, guess who's here. Elaine Benes. Elaine Benes? Elaine Benes.
Manager · Charlie:You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here. He's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
Manager:And tell you what, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont.
Kramer · Manager:You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays. That's not a right. Well, it's going to be, because I'm going back on strike.
Manager · Elaine:Lady, if you want a sandwich, I'll make you a sandwich. I want the one that I earned.
Manager:Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out, and we got this bagel place. I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus miracle.
Manager · Kramer:How did my horse do? He had to be shot.
Manager:Frank, no offence, but this holiday's a little... out there.
George · Manager:I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs. I thought you said it was a Twix? Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar. Maybe it was. Oh, no. No. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.
Manager · George:That took you an hour? Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.