Noel

PEZ? No, thank you.

Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic, anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.

Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.

I'll never forget that laugh for the rest of my life.

If she wants to continue to have a fibre of her being, she'll be very careful.

By the way, how do you warm up your fingers before you play? I just crack my knuckles.

I said, I don't feel like it. All right... I'll... I'll call you. I'll call you, and we'll talk on the phone. Have a telephone communiqué.

So I'm afraid I am gonna have to break up with you. You're breaking up with me? Yes. I am breaking up with you.

Shocked? Never expected this, did you? I thought everything was fine. Well, live and learn.

I didn't mean to hurt you, kid. Now, stop it, please. What do you want? I know I can make you happy.

When you're playing the piano, do you think about me? I don't know. This is what I'm talking about. Okay, I'll think about you. All the time? All the time? You know... Okay, all the time. I can't hear you. All the time!

That laugh. That's the laugh. That's it! You're the one! No, no. No, it was an accident. It wasn't my fault! It was Jerry!

You put a PEZ dispenser on her leg during my recital? I didn't know she would laugh. And, you... You lied to me, George. You lied to me!

I am breaking up with you. You can't break up with me. I've got hand! And you're gonna need it.