Character Analysis
Patrice
Played by Valerie Mahaffey
7 jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld
1.9
7
7.3
6.8
Character Comedy
Patrice delivers 7 scored jokes across 1 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.3 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 1.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Patrice Lines
Patrice · George:'Who so belongs only to his age... reverences only its popinjays and mumbo jumbos.' Thomas Carlyle, 1864. Tommy C.
Patrice:I'd really like to eventually work exclusively... on my papier-mâché hats.
Patrice · George:I want the truth! The truth? You want the truth?!
Patrice:You hate my earrings, don't you? And you didn't comment... on the chopsticks.
George · Patrice:What if it rains? They're art. You hang them on the wall.
All Jokes — 6 total
Patrice:I'd really like to eventually work exclusively... on my papier-mâché hats.
George · Patrice:What if it rains? They're art. You hang them on the wall.
Patrice · George:'Who so belongs only to his age... reverences only its popinjays and mumbo jumbos.' Thomas Carlyle, 1864. Tommy C.
Patrice:You hate my earrings, don't you? And you didn't comment... on the chopsticks.
Patrice · George:I want the truth! The truth? You want the truth?!
Patrice · George · Patrice:Who are you? This is my friend... Jerry. Why are you talking like that?