David Puddy

Didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. Twirl. Whatever, I don't do it.

Oh, God. Oh, God, Dave! Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry. What? I can't do the move. What? He's ruined it for me.

I mean, the sex was good. Which I'm sure was fine for her... but I need more.

Hello. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Oh, no. No!

I love just seeing you and having sex. / Not having to do all that... work. / All that calling you and buying stuff. / Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal.

Get those clothes off. You're spending the night. / We're gonna cuddle. / What?

You know, why were we fooling ourselves? We belong together. / Elaine, I wanna break up. / Nuts.

What if we're out somewhere and you see the Maytag Repairman?

I still have trouble looking at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in. Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies.

I had the roast beef.

So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible. All right, classic. High-five.

Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you. No more grease monkey. I don't care for that term. Oh, sorry, I didn't know. I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

I saw one that could do sign language. Yeah, I saw that one. Koko. Yeah, Koko. Right. Koko. That chimp's all right. High-five.

Good news, we got a 900 in black. That's the hot colour. High-five.

High-five. On the flip side. David, l... Don't leave me hanging.

You're a salesman now. The high-five is... It's very grease monkey. What did I tell you about that? I'm sorry. But the high-five is just so stupid. Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You, stupid.

High-five, on the flip side.

Keys? How are you gonna start it?

Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you. I guess. Good point.

Why are you wearing that? / It's my winter coat. / A fur? Is there a problem?

I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy.

You got a question? You ask the 8 Ball. / All signs point to yes.

Two and ten, babe.

I'm not the one going to hell.

Sorry, thou shalt not steal.

What do you care. You know where you're going.

Gonna be rough.

Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.