Bert

Hey, Bert. / Hello. / Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.

How did you know I was bringing my son? / Oh, I didn't. It was for us. / That stuff's for babies. / Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.

Very low pressure in the Sargasso sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Yeah, perfectly mediocre.

I am Kerrigan from Starcraft, I've been censored. / If you're gonna be a Zerg, at least be a lurker, not some girl. / Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg Swarm! / Yeah, she also has boobs. / Yeah, but no nipples.

Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.

What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? Open up a newspaper. Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.

Is that my grandmother?

You wanna attack, or let them come to us. Your call, B. / Unleash the hell storm. / Nice. / Got him. Go!

Wanna see the dance? ♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ♪ / You're fired. / What? / You heard me. Pack your things. / I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.