Character Analysis
Bert California
Played by David Mazouz
9 jokes across 1 episodes of The Office
1.6
9
6.8
6.3
Character Comedy
Bert delivers 9 scored jokes across 1 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.6. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bert Lines
Toby · Bert:Wanna see the dance? ♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ♪ / You're fired. / What? / You heard me. Pack your things. / I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.
Dwight · Bert:Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.
Bert:Is that my grandmother?
Bert:What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? Open up a newspaper. Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
Bert · Robert California:Very low pressure in the Sargasso sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Yeah, perfectly mediocre.
All Jokes — 9 total
Jim · Bert · Unknown:Hey, Bert. / Hello. / Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane.
Robert California · Erin · Bert:How did you know I was bringing my son? / Oh, I didn't. It was for us. / That stuff's for babies. / Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us.
Bert · Robert California:Very low pressure in the Sargasso sea. Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. / Yeah, perfectly mediocre.
Kelly · Bert · Dwight:I am Kerrigan from Starcraft, I've been censored. / If you're gonna be a Zerg, at least be a lurker, not some girl. / Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg Swarm! / Yeah, she also has boobs. / Yeah, but no nipples.
Dwight · Bert:Everyone hates you. / That's really rude. / I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true.
Bert:What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? Open up a newspaper. Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
Bert:Is that my grandmother?
Kevin · Bert:You wanna attack, or let them come to us. Your call, B. / Unleash the hell storm. / Nice. / Got him. Go!
Toby · Bert:Wanna see the dance? ♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem-- ♪ / You're fired. / What? / You heard me. Pack your things. / I'm the CEO's son. Pack your things. You're done.