Character Analysis
Bob Vance
Played by Robert R. Shafer
8 jokes across 3 episodes of The Office
0.9
8
6.5
6.1
Character Comedy
Bob delivers 8 scored jokes across 3 episodes of The Office, averaging 6.5 on craft and 6.1 on impact for a career WAR of 0.9. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Bob Lines
Michael · Bob:I didn't say anything when Phyllis's dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this, okay? Give me the microphone. No, I'm not going to. Michael, give me the microphone. It's okay. You're out of here.
Bob · Pam:jim uses a six-pound ball. yes,he bowled five frames with this pink,sparkly thing until a little girhad to ask for her ball back.
Michael · Bob · Phyllis:She's your wife, you idiot. $100. 200. What are you doing? I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one. Not here.
Michael · Jim · Bob:But just know, if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you. If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you. Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
Bob:okay. noeveryone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
All Jokes — 8 total
Officiant · Bob:And do you, Bob, take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife? I do. You may now kiss the bride. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time as a couple, Mr. And Mrs. Bob Vance!
Michael · Jim · Bob:But just know, if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you. If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you. Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
Michael · Bob:I didn't say anything when Phyllis's dad upstaged me at the ceremony. And I think you owe me this, okay? Give me the microphone. No, I'm not going to. Michael, give me the microphone. It's okay. You're out of here.
Michael · Bob · Phyllis:She's your wife, you idiot. $100. 200. What are you doing? I need a hug, unless you're gonna give me one. Not here.
Bob · Others:everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. no way. 280? that's impressive.
Bob:okay. noeveryone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.
Bob · Pam:jim uses a six-pound ball. yes,he bowled five frames with this pink,sparkly thing until a little girhad to ask for her ball back.
Bob:you could always model ladies' jewelry.