
Character Analysis
Character
36 jokes across 2 episodes of Friends
6
36
6.4
6.7
Character Comedy
Character delivers 36 scored jokes across 2 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.4 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 6.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Character Lines
Character:Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Chandler · Character · Chandler:No, I'm not. / Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket? / Because it's flattering!
Character:If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
Jade · Character:I got a little drunk... and naked. Bob here!
Character:We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers...
All Jokes — 32 total
Character:If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life.
Jade · Character:I got a little drunk... and naked. Bob here!
Character:Having a phone has finally paid off.
Character:I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table.
Character:Okay, pure evil... horny and alone.
Character:Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?
Character:I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Character:If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
Character:How much you think I can get for my kidney?
Character:I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?
Character:I know! What are these, famous chickens?
Character:Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Character:But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... is it cheaper?
Character:Just put it right here next to my water.
Character:...take care.
Character:Yes, how about a verse of 'Killing Me Softly'? You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you?
Character:Prom night flashback.
Character:We three... feel like that... sometimes you guys don't get that...
Character:Oh, it's like a skit.
Character:Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff.
Character:Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Character:It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it!
Character:I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Character:We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers...
Character:Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!
Character:You got 5 bucks?
Character · Ross:That's a plane. / Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high... that's pretty amazing too.
Character · Character · Character · Character:I wonder if you can see my apartment. / No, you can't. / What? / I don't know.
Character:I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.
Chandler · Character · Chandler:No, I'm not. / Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket? / Because it's flattering!
Character:Shh. Get me out of here.
Character · Ross · Character:Check this out. / Is it the comet? / No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.