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If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life.

I got a little drunk... and naked. Bob here!

Having a phone has finally paid off.

I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table.

Okay, pure evil... horny and alone.

Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?

I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.

If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

How much you think I can get for my kidney?

I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?

I know! What are these, famous chickens?

Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?

But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... is it cheaper?

Just put it right here next to my water.

...take care.

Yes, how about a verse of 'Killing Me Softly'? You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you?

Prom night flashback.

We three... feel like that... sometimes you guys don't get that...

Oh, it's like a skit.

Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff.

Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.

It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it!

I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.

We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers...

Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!

You got 5 bucks?

That's a plane. / Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high... that's pretty amazing too.

I wonder if you can see my apartment. / No, you can't. / What? / I don't know.

I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.

No, I'm not. / Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket? / Because it's flattering!

Shh. Get me out of here.

Check this out. / Is it the comet? / No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.