The One Where They're Up All Night

Ross: Well, technically, it started 7 billion years ago.

RACHEL: No, no. JOEY: Oh, God.

Okay. Fine, I'll stop. No teaching, okay?

We'll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.

Whose official name is Bapstein-King. Okay! Okay!

That's a plane. / Well, all right, 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high... that's pretty amazing too.

I wonder if you can see my apartment. / No, you can't. / What? / I don't know.

Know what else makes you wonder? Check out the rack on that chick.

I mean, Chandler's getting chilly.

No, I'm not. / Then why are you wearing Monica's jacket? / Because it's flattering!

Shh. Get me out of here.

Check this out. / Is it the comet? / No. Look, there's a bug stuck in tar right here.

You know, there's two women, dude.

You wanted to come up here and look for some stupid Burger King comet.

It's called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? Hey, Bapstein was a very well-respected astronomer from... / No! No! No!

Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall. Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.

Because every time I look at that cover, I'm like: [SNORES]

It's in the living room, where there's also a light... and no one will kick you in the shin.

Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.

How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can...? [BEEPS] Don't interrupt me!

Ross. / I was thinking we'd just go down the fire escape.

I know. I wasn't finished. / But don't worry! We're gonna go down the fire escape!

With a wok?

Damn you, Oprah!

The second sister dies?!

The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest? / That's correct.

Like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?

Then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn't wanna seem too bossy.

Maybe I'm embarrassed because you talk on the phone with your crotch.

Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!

It'll be just like bungee jumping, you know? But instead of bouncing back up, you won't.

Well, I'm not gonna lie to you, Joey. It's a possibility.

Tail. Oh! / Can you see what it is? / No.

What do you want from me?!

And who's this chippy? A little young for you, but whatever. / That's my sister. / Really? Very cute braces.

How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It's not a perfect world. Just go, please?

I still don't get it.

You do know that was me that just said that, right?

'Do you want soup or salad?' Both, always order both.

Noisy bitch!

No, we were in the middle of sex... and you fell asleep. / No. No, that's not true. / No, best time ever. / Yeah. You rock my world.

Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor. / Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

So they slid out of your bottom drawer... crawled across the floor, then jumped onto my desk? / How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?

I am so hot for you right now.

Your fire alarm was in the trash. / That's not mine. / Yes, it is. / How do you know? / If you dump a fire alarm, don't use a blanket that says: 'Property of Phoebe Buffay, not Monica.'

Do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked, this was still America.

There's a reset button? Oh, thank you. Thank you. / Oh. There's a reset button? My God! Why didn't I see that? Reset button. Reset button. Where is there a reset button? Oh, here it is! Oh! [CONTINUES BEEPING]

Oh, my... How much do you weigh, Ross? / I prefer not to answer that right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.

Ross, my pants are starting to come down, and I'm not wearing any underwear. / Whoa!

Ow! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when... Ooh, a quarter!

I have to be up in seven minutes. / Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes... / Really? You want to? / Okay. You get the vacuum cleaner. I'll get the furniture polish.