The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Man, I sure miss Julie. Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling... Julie! Okay, I see how you got there.

If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life.

I got a little drunk... and naked. Bob here!

Those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.

Having a phone has finally paid off.

I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table.

Okay, pure evil... horny and alone.

Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... you know... from like 20?

I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.

If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

How much you think I can get for my kidney?

I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?

No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.

Wait! And I got a beeper!

I know! What are these, famous chickens?

Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?

But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... is it cheaper?

Just put it right here next to my water.

...take care.

Yes, how about a verse of 'Killing Me Softly'? You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you?

Prom night flashback.

We three... feel like that... sometimes you guys don't get that...

There's gonna be a hoopla?

So, the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?

Oh, it's like a skit.

By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall.

Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and stuff.

Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.

It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it!

I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.

I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name.

It was just so awkward and bumpy.

Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad?

That would be the work of a Blowfish.

We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers...

Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!

You got 5 bucks?