Treeger

If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you. / No, it's still basil.

Aw, of course not. You're a little princess.

Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing 'Happy Birthday' to me.

God, if you're going to cry about it!

Hold on. I'll get the plunger.

Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968.

Huh. I would've thought it was the other way around.

I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head.

You see, I think I'm ready to dance with girls.

You'd dance good with her. She's the same size as me.

-You said there was a gas leak. -Why not use your key? By the time I found it on this thing, the whole place might have exploded.

If that happens at another building I manage, people will ask questions.

It's looking like an all-day job. I'm gonna have to cancel my yoga class.