Character Analysis
Character
Played by Laci Carriere
57 jokes across 2 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2.1
57
6.9
6.7
Character Comedy
Character delivers 57 scored jokes across 2 episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 2.1. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Character Lines
Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? Like every normal human being
Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.
I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, and he always pops right up in the morning. - Well, that's just sleep. - You're describing sleep.
What's the password? - Narcan. - Well, that's a bit unsettling.
Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.
All Jokes — 32 total
Dude. That could be... He probably does have priors. You prob... Oh, no, see. No. Let's not do that.
Oh, it tastes like cardboard.
Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank.
I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it.
You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no?
I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines, eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals. - That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun.
You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid.
Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know? Like every normal human being
If it hurts, why you laughing?
Uh-oh.
I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night, and he always pops right up in the morning. - Well, that's just sleep. - You're describing sleep.
No, we could. We just get a big battery or something, like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid. They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator.
Maybe because you tickled the man to death.
Where's the expression come from? 'Tickle a man to death.' - 'Tickled to death.' That's a thing.
Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax. - I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either.
Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.
schools, churches, like, little...
And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does. - All women, kind of.
Why? - Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers. We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.
I think that you are confusing... The Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers who were a folk singing duo from the '50s. - Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian.
I don't feel comfortable playing myself. We haven't done that in ages, man.
Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer.
The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants.
A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured.
Did you hear what he said, 'soulless reptiles'? Pizzagate! - No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards!
Crystal meth? - Oh. - Can you remind me what you guys, uh, do again?
You like my money. - It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs, and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar?
What's the password? - Narcan. - Well, that's a bit unsettling.
Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure... - Right now? - Well, we just have the... Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea.
Tastes sweet. - What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet? Shouldn't it be salty, if anything?
Cake. It's cake. - I'm cake. - What is happening?
Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea. - It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.