The Gang Turns Black

Gang Member:Well, it's Old Black Man's night to pick the movie.

So what? Doesn't mean I want to watch Orlando Bloom in Boyz n the Hood.

I don't know why it took 'em so long to realize that their lives matter. I mean, they-they've always mattered, you know?

Oh, my God. He's gone.

Well, that's interesting.

Why are we black people? But only in our reflections.

Are we in a dream? Do we got, we got to, like, pinch ourselves or something?

Musical number begins with characters singing about their confusion

The Hot Chick, The Change-Up, Vice Versa, All of Me, Like Father, Like Son, Dating the Enemy, A Boy Thing, A Girl Thing, 13 on 30, Detention, Face/Off

Gang Member:Actually, no, Face/Off wouldn't work, because that's a face-switching movie.

I think we're in the respite of a musical, where people can get out the necessary information that doesn't fit into rhyme form.

Oh, Christ, I'm singing again.

I'm sorry... Old Man. Just Old Man.

Don't force the Wiz thing.

I appear to be a guy named Reggie Williams.

Oh! Maybe the lesson we're supposed to learn is that black people are broke.

Oh! Black people are rich. That's the lesson.

Oh, right, that's the lesson we have to learn: that black people will ruin your credit.

Well, I think we just found out a new rule.

Frank:When we turn white again, I'll stop paying the checks.

Frank:I'm gonna say the 'N' word.

Charlie:Why are you looking for a chance to say it?

Frank:What's up, my niggas?

Street Character:Nigga, you talking about Old Black Man. He right over there laying.

Charlie:How much does this guy sleep? Is he a cat?

Charlie:Oh, not like a gang-gang, like a... Oh, right... this must sound weird.

Charlie:Guess I'm just another black kid who doesn't know his dad.

Social Worker:Oh, unless he knows his dad. Oh, shoot. That was racist.

Musical number about not making assumptions followed by making assumptions

Dude. That could be... He probably does have priors. You prob... Oh, no, see. No. Let's not do that.

We're church blacks! Church people.

Charlie:We're their kids! Holy shit! We reunited them.

I thought you said Blacula, like a black vampire.

Scott Bakula:The show... I can't get away from it.

Your residuals ran out. I'm sorry.

Charlie:Don't steal our leap.

I feel like that's the nicest the police have ever treated me.

Do you guys remember that electronics store on Market Street? The Wiz? It's called The Wiz!

Store Owner:There's no Wiz. It's just the name of the damn store.

You'll see that we're white men.

Store Owner:911? I'd like to report a disturbance.

Police Officer:He's got a gun!

Old Black Man:I had the craziest dream. You were there. You were there. You all were singing.

All right, well, that's great. We don't give a shit, 'cause we don't like hearing about people's dreams.

Yeah, the only thing we learned is that you have terrible taste in movies.

Old Man:What are the rules?