
Character Analysis

Diane Lewis
Played by Lucy Lawless
23 jokes across 8 episodes of Parks and Recreation
4.8
23
6.9
6.6
Character Comedy
Diane delivers 23 scored jokes across 8 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.6 on impact for a career WAR of 4.8. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Diane Lines
Diane:I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live inside a mountain.
Diane:Once, Zoe put Ivy in the dryer, so...
Diane:I'm a middle school vice-principal. I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?
Diane:I'm sorry, it's just... your face is ridiculous.
Zoe · Diane:It looks like the original phone from the movie Wall Street. I think it's just the original phone, period.
All Jokes — 9 total
Diane · Leslie:How amazing can he be if he got suspended? Pretty damn amazing, Diane. Now shush.
Leslie · Diane:God, Diane, will you stop it with the letter-writing campaign? No.
Ron · Diane:Right? / So, how exactly are you gonna fix this hole? Just for my own edification.
Diane:I'm sorry, it's just... your face is ridiculous.
Diane:I'm a middle school vice-principal. I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?
Diane:You seem more like a Hanson.
Diane:Once, Zoe put Ivy in the dryer, so...
Diane:I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live inside a mountain.
Zoe · Diane:It looks like the original phone from the movie Wall Street. I think it's just the original phone, period.