Character Analysis
Diane Lewis
Played by Lucy Lawless
23 jokes across 8 episodes of Parks and Recreation
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Character Comedy
Best Jokes by Diane
I would sooner visit Europe than have something romantic happen between us. Although, if you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much, I'd be willing to risk it. But not France, right? God, no.
Diane Tammy Lewis.
This is why I love you. Oh. Well, I love you, too.
I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live inside a mountain.
Yeah, I can't be seen with you.
All Jokes — 23 total
How amazing can he be if he got suspended? Pretty damn amazing, Diane. Now shush.
God, Diane, will you stop it with the letter-writing campaign? No.
Right? / So, how exactly are you gonna fix this hole? Just for my own edification.
I'm sorry, it's just... your face is ridiculous.
I'm a middle school vice-principal. I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?
Oh, for the last four years everything has been princesses. Every book, every movie, every backpack. All princesses all the time. / Oh, that sounds fun. / It's a nightmare.
Some idiot kids were caught pooping on the soccer field?
Do you wanna say anything to me? / Oh. Yes. You look nice today. / You broke my daughter's tiara. You ruined their Halloween. Don't you feel a little bit bad about that?
Oh, it's Ulysses. I can see why he didn't tell me that
You're the one who's been at his side all night. You're the one who's been protecting him, you're the one who knows all the intimate details of his romantic history with that monster... so if there is a threat to my relationship with Ron, it's not Tammy. It's you
I would sooner visit Europe than have something romantic happen between us. Although, if you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much, I'd be willing to risk it. But not France, right? God, no.
I would sooner visit Europe than have something romantic happen between us. Although, if you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much, I'd be willing to risk it. But not France, right? God, no
This is why I love you. Oh. Well, I love you, too.
Except a destination wedding.
Are you dead? You look like you're in rictus.
Diane Tammy Lewis.
Just kidding. It's Elizabeth.
I love you, but your solution to every problem is to live inside a mountain.
It looks like the original phone from the movie Wall Street. / I think it's just the original phone, period. / Ew, gross, it has 'buttons.'
Yeah, I can't be seen with you.
A cell phone belt clip? No, Ron. Oh, my God!
$75,000? How about 300? $300,000? 150. They'll do it.
Please welcome Johnny Karate and his magical guitar stick!