The Trip (1)

Pioneers moving thousands of miles just for a summer vacation

'Yeah, it took us a decade to get there...and we stayed for the summer. It was nice. It had a pool. The kids loved it.'

'We had a great summer. It took us 20 years...and now our lives are over.'

'Kramer was on Murphy Brown? That son of a gun.'

'She show her breasts in that?' casual inquiry about Candice Bergen

'My previous record was when Jodi Hirsch asked me not to tell anybody we slept together. I kept a lid on that for about 28 seconds.'

George's rapid-fire list of travel demands and concerns

'Could we do the Universal tour? They have that Backdraft exhibit. Now, that looks very cool to me.'

Kramer's color-based acting technique explanation

'And you have a full palette of emotions.'

Kramer being ejected from the Murphy Brown set

'I haven't worked since 1934. How do you think I am?'

'Fifty-eight years. It was a Three Stooges short.'

Helene's dark version of Three Stooges plot with dead baby and executions

'Well, I don't remember that part.'

'I was engaged to Mickey Rooney. He left me at the altar.'

'What is this? We're going on a two-day trip. What are you, Diana Ross?'

'I happen to dress based on mood.'

George's elaborate explanation of his clothing variations

'This is morning mist.'

'Just the trees, Johnny. Just the trees.'

'Look at this guy. He's like a cat burglar. He thinks if he goes through real slow, the machine won't detect him.'

'I've always been nervous about going through these things. I'm afraid I'm gonna step into another dimension.'

'A lot of men wear anklets.' / 'Really?'

George using moisturizer revelation and security reaction

'I must have iron-rich blood.'

Jerry's airport cart people rant

'Wave to the cart people, Timmy. They're the best people in the world.'

'If you're too fat, slow and disoriented to get to your gate on time, you're not ready for air travel.'

'Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here. Do your legs work at all?'

Multiple audition options at casting office

'You scream good.' / 'You too.'

Kramer's Eva Braun miniseries pitch

'What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler? What do you wear in a bunker?'

Kramer's awkward encounter with Fred Savage

'It's fate. You can't avoid your fate.'

George's elaborate bed-making instructions to Lupe

'I like to have my toes pointed up in the air. I just like to scrunch up the blankets.'

The tuck/no-tuck confusion escalation

Lupe throwing away Jerry's napkin with jokes

'Hey, hey! It's not Lupe's fault.'

'You shouldn't have tucked.' / 'I like it tucked.' / 'Nobody tucks anymore.'

'What kind of expression is that?' / 'I don't know, sir. Police lingo.'

George meeting and immediately fanboying over Corbin Bernsen

George's cat-killing story to Corbin Bernsen

'I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in 15 seconds.'

'You show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat.'

George's suggestion about changing L.A. Law setting from bar to community center

'You got toilet paper on your heel there.'

Corbin Bernsen retelling George's cat story on The Tonight Show

George Wendt retelling George's L.A. Law advice story

'These hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid?'

'That's the same guy I talked to.' / 'Never ends, does it?'

Jerry's bombing on The Tonight Show with conveyor belt bit

'Yes. Lupe. I'm blaming Lupe.'

Kramer being identified as murder suspect on TV news

Jerry's closing bit about talk show hosts and time management