Character Analysis
Michael
Played by Hiram Kasten
8 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
2.4
8
7.1
7.2
Absurdist
Michael delivers 8 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 7.1 on craft and 7.2 on impact for a career WAR of 2.4. Their comedy leans toward absurdist. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Michael Lines
Michael · Jerry:Do you love her? Yes, I do love her. You have a very nice place here. So who do you think she looks like? Lyndon Johnson.
Michael:I'm gonna twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows!
Michael:You should say, 'You're so good-looking.'
Michael:I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!
Michael:I'll pluck your body hairs out with my teeth!
All Jokes — 8 total
Michael · Jerry:Do you love her? Yes, I do love her. You have a very nice place here. So who do you think she looks like? Lyndon Johnson.
Michael:It's a stupid 'stuperstition.'
Michael:You should say, 'You're so good-looking.'
Michael:Is she with your bald friend from the other night?
Michael:I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!
Michael:I'm gonna twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows!
Michael:I'll pluck your body hairs out with my teeth!
Michael:There he is, officer. Yeah.