Character Analysis
Michael
8 jokes across 3 episodes of Seinfeld
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Absurdist
Best Jokes by Michael
Do you love her? Yes, I do love her. You have a very nice place here. So who do you think she looks like? Lyndon Johnson.
I'm gonna twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows!
You should say, 'You're so good-looking.'
I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!
I'll pluck your body hairs out with my teeth!
All Jokes — 8 total
Do you love her? Yes, I do love her. You have a very nice place here. So who do you think she looks like? Lyndon Johnson.
It's a stupid 'stuperstition.'
You should say, 'You're so good-looking.'
Is she with your bald friend from the other night?
I'm gonna sew his ass to his face!
I'm gonna twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows!
I'll pluck your body hairs out with my teeth!
There he is, officer. Yeah.