Character Analysis
Store clerk
6 jokes across 5 episodes of Seinfeld
1.3
6
6.9
6.7
Character Comedy
Store clerk delivers 6 scored jokes across 5 episodes of Seinfeld, averaging 6.9 on craft and 6.7 on impact for a career WAR of 1.3. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Store clerk Lines
About a year ago. Wedding invitations. Right. How did that all work out? No complaints.
I beg your pardon, Your Majesty but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
How about a nice box of scram?
Here you go. -All this? -Yeah. -A hundred dollars worth. -I gave you a hundred dollars? You sure did. -Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? -It's a lot of gum!
I don't think you can return an item for spite.
All Jokes — 10 total
They don't make these anymore. The work is all done by hand. It takes years and years.
You guys are obviously from Manhattan. Well, he is. I live around the corner. Really? I didn't think any cool guys lived in this neighborhood.
How about a nice box of scram?
No, no. We bought the wine here before. We're blocked in by some car double-parked. Well, wait outside. This isn't a hang out.
And your last name? - It's just Elaine. Like Cher.
Well, then how about going out with me? - Okay.
Here you go. -All this? -Yeah. -A hundred dollars worth. -I gave you a hundred dollars? You sure did. -Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? -It's a lot of gum!
I beg your pardon, Your Majesty but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
I don't think you can return an item for spite.
About a year ago. Wedding invitations. Right. How did that all work out? No complaints.