The Dundies

like Meredith or Kevin. I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin Donuts?

Neighbor's hanged himself, due to lack of recognition.

The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.

It's fat Halpert

Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky.

And mine are at home, in a display case above my bed.

TMI, TMI my friend. TMI? Too Much Information. It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say 'Don't Go There' but that's lame.

I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out. - Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did.

To Oscar Martinez, It's the 'Show Me The Money' award!

A little bit of Pam, all night long. A little bit of Angela, on the sing.

This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.

That was just something that was written on the ladies room wall.

Will her highness Jan Levinson Gould be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here, Dunder Mifflin Scranton?

Well, you could take the bus, you could work on the way here, sleep on the way home.

You're dropping an A-bomb on me here! - Really? I'm dropping an atomic bomb on you.

No reasons? It was the 05-05-05 party! - It happens once every billion years!

Ok, no that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear on the flyers. Fun, F-U-N.

It's a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson's classic characters.

We got... the PLO, the IRA and the hot-dogs stand behind the warehouse. Name 3 businesses that have better healthcare plans than Dunder Mifflin.

Here's the problem: There is no open bar because of Jan, and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum.

Dwight get out of here what are you doing in the ladies room...? - You are a pervert!

The Dundee award, for longest engagement, goes to Pam Beesly... When will that girl gonna be married? That's what I have to say

We'll see you next year! - Yeah! Oh nuts! Oh gosh!

That's why it's funny, every year that Roy and Pam don't get married it gets funnier!

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason, and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

We are going to have 2 men rooms.

Don't don't talk don't touch stop it oddment!

how there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad.

Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music and I'm not afraid to use it, Devin.

The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so, you're kind of there. That's kind of what it's like.

please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink.

I did, and why didn't you Stanley? - I did, my wife's name is Terry. - Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terry. - It's this person whose hand I'm holding Michael.

I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight. - Really? We don't have any girls from HR. - I know that, for the sake of the story.

When she had me fill out six hours worth of paper work. - Like an AIDS test? - No... god.

This says bushiest beaver. - What? I told them busiest... idiots!

Herro everybodeeee.

Ryan the temp!

What am I going to do with the award? Nothing, I don't know what I'm gonna do. That's the least of my concerns right now.

The Tight Ass award goes to Angela, not only because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but because she has a great caboose!

I think those might be empty. - No, no 'cause the ice melts, and then it's like second drink!

Spicy curry, what's that mean? - Not everything means something, this is a joke. - Yeah, but why did you give it to me? - This is a bowler! - I know! They didn't have any businessmen so...

I got Dwight, sucking the funny out of room

We has came from your mama's house.

this is the 'don't go in there after me' award, it's for the time that I went to the bathroom after him and it was really, really smelly

Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know... I don't know what to think about this award

It is the whitest sneakers award, because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!

Ok, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them, thank you.

Finally I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me, has ruined them for life!

So I killed, almost!

Oh my god! I just wanna say that this was the best Dundies ever!

Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables.

I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall. - No you don't.

I just wanted to say thanks. - That's not really a question.

Yes that too but I mean with the audio, great work!