The Client

Who dry-cleans jeans?

He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you he loves the way he looks in those jeans.

I know that's why he started Casual Fridays.

Looks like USA Today.

And I could work here for years. And years.

Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens.

It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.

Power trip.

the game ended and they forgot about me

Not Roy. Say it's not your fiancé.

I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.

burning the midnight tequila

Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here.

The same amount of work is done, whether I'm here or not.

Follow it blindly.

Boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?

Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.

And... No Gould?

Is Gould dead?

Do you want to talk about it?

Awesome Blossom? I think we should share an Awesome Blossom.

Extra awesome.

told it, not as good as you think. Pick another one.

That is hysterical.

Agent Michael Scarn. Of the FBI.

In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head.

I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe.

I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!

Do you want to play the lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?

Did somebody say, 'baby back ribs'?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back

Not in a thousand years, Catherine, we work together. And get off my desk.

They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that.

Thank you for noticing.

Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.

Two thumbs down.

Wait, who's Dwigt?

Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one 'Dwigt.'

D-W-I-G-H-T.

Truth or dare. Tell us about your divorce.

You said, 'World, this is my blood, it's red, just like yours. So love me.'

I had plans to meet a friend tonight, which I had to cancel. But this is cool, too. I'm not a complainer.

bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich

you have to meet me halfway, okay, because they're expecting me to make cuts

I am really thrilled.

Going to the go-go.

I should check the accident reports.

A gentleman does not kiss and tell. And neither do I.

No Gould.

She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman.

Jan, I defend your honor.

Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?

do I do it as the man? Does she do it as my superior?

To the camera? No.

if it was a mistake, it was a wonderful mistake

This is just the first of many fights we're going to have.

Dinner and a show, if you include Michael's movie.

At least I didn't leave you at a high school hockey game.

It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé. Right?