Character Analysis
Carla Fern
Played by Roseanne Barr
5 jokes across 2 episodes of The Office
1.4
5
7.0
7.3
Cringe/Discomfort
Carla delivers 5 scored jokes across 2 episodes of The Office, averaging 7.0 on craft and 7.3 on impact for a career WAR of 1.4. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Carla Lines
Carla:Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!
Carla · Andy:Does anything go on top of the mouse? / Yeah. / Little hat. Yeah. / Aw, that's cute. / What's the mouse's name? / Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder, you know?
Carla · Andy:Actor? / Oh, no. / Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.
Andy · Carla:Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. / Uh, it doesn't include headshots. / It doesn't include headshots. / No. / Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did.
Carla:Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let them throw pies at ya?
All Jokes — 5 total
Carla · Andy:Actor? / Oh, no. / Well, I have an act. Dog, cat, mouse.
Carla · Andy:Does anything go on top of the mouse? / Yeah. / Little hat. Yeah. / Aw, that's cute. / What's the mouse's name? / Eh, you know, it really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder, you know?
Carla:Would you dress up as, say, a birthday clown and go to a kid's party, let them throw pies at ya?
Andy · Carla:Most talent agents take 10% of whatever jobs they get you, but with Carla you pay a flat rate of $5,000 up front. / Uh, it doesn't include headshots. / It doesn't include headshots. / No. / Well, of course not, because that would be insane if it did.
Carla:Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. You won't even make an appearance on a security camera!