The Bubble

Oh, is that code for some kind of older gal medical procedure?

Well, don't get too attached. As soon as people realize his tonics don't work it's on to the next town.

Catalog photos of expectant mothers in their swimming suits?

You're my Radar O'Reilly, Ken. Now get in here and rub my feet till you hear a chopper coming.

Oh, upbeat and confused.

I'm thinking about some of them now. / Me too.

His video game made a fortune and he invested all of it in a company that dismantles bank signs. They're doing very well.

You guys are best friends forever? / That's not what that stands for.

Why would you celebrate that?

Excuse me. I'm Calvin Klein and I think you should be my next underwear model. / Whoa, thanks! / You don't wanna get a card or... a phone number? / He'll figure it out.

Mayor Bloomberg asked him to dance.

They live in a bubble... a bubble of free drinks, kindness and outdoor sex.

Jack, I want you to pay close attention to the following over-the-top eye-roll. Oh, brother.

What the what?! You have a Superman chest!

Oh, my God, the lady will have two tickets to the gun show!

You look just how I picture Mary Magdalene. / You're what I think Judas looks like.

Well, because, Kenneth, I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town.

Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.

Tracy's is a tactile-kinesthetic learning style... Dotcom... so help me God.

It's nice of those guys to give up their court for us. / Yes... for us.

So I should probably warn you, I was pro in college.

Excuse me... do you give lessons?

What is this orange-y taste? / Gatorade.

Are you choking? Are you choking? I'm a doctor. Stay calm, stay calm. I just need... I just need to shake it loose.

Oh no, he's not a B.F.F.? / Ugh, no! Never!

He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich Maneuver. He can't play tennis, he can't cook... he's as bad at sex as I am. But he has no idea!

For years... I thought I spoke excellent French.

You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on. / Or thanked... on.

Oh, no! When I get upset my accent come out. And when it gets to comin' out, I can't get to talkin', nuh-uh!

Don't cling to this, Lemon. Be a manager. Control your people. Buy better clothes.

Nope, I lost it, that was Batman.

Before 'The Rachel,' Jennifer Aniston was just a chunky nobody who couldn't get a job. / Wasn't she already on Friends? / Richard Esposito, move to the back.

Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty. / Fading. / '80s. / 1880s.

I want you to come back to the T.G.S. for the people who like the jokes and the things.

Bill Cosby, you got a lot of nerve getting on the phone with me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette. / 1971, Cincinnati. She was the cocktail waitress with the droopy eye.

Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable... with your light-ass kids!

Tracy, this is Billy Dee Williams. I just wanna say I love your work. It's very smooth.

Mayonnaise... and a pack of cigarettes.

# My girl has a fat neck? I'm sharp, let's do it again.

He set up a home recording studio in our rec room! 'My girl has a fat neck? I'm sharp, let's do it again.'

I came here to see the dumbest cracker in all of New York.

I came here to see the dumbest cracker in all of New York.

You try to order off the menu again I will smack those glasses off your face.

Actually, they used footage of me from my high school swim team to draw Prince Eric.

Oh, yes, you can. The hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so. Did she say it on TV? No, she said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk...

That's it! I quit! This racket is a fart and you cheat! You're a cheating bitch!

That's it! I quit! This racket is a fart and you cheat! You're a cheating bitch!

I know Mr. Jordan like the back of my stepfather Ron's hand.

I know that by 'binky' he means 1970s pornography.

I know that by 'binky' he means 1970s pornography.

Hello, Studio 6-H. This is... Cranston.

# Fat-necked girl, let me count your neck rings?

Plus, I've started to dream as Cranston.

But this is for a wonderful charity called Merkins of Hope.

Oh, no, Locks of Love turned me down. They said my hair was too processed for a sick person to wear.

Oh, no, Locks of Love turned me down. They said my hair was too processed for a sick person to wear.

But this is for a wonderful charity called Merkins of Hope.

I guess I'm only farm-strong, and not heart-strong.

Of course you don't, you idiot. I'm coming back to work, Jack... with Kenneth.

I want to use 'ironic' however I want.

Or as the French say... / Yeah. I'll see you around.