Game Over

Carol, they're towing your car! Damn it. My kids are in there.

I came all the way up to Westchester just to avoid you. This is Westchester? I am lost.

If a man takes it, he won't grow breasts, although that would be awesome.

No money for the whorehouse? That's fine. I'll just look down while hiding my crotch with an oriental fan.

Hey, that's a series wrap on Leo Spaceman, suckers. Bye.

Liz Lemon, that stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well.

Now, I'm not a woman, so of course I can say whatever I want.

I got octavia Spencer to play the lead... Harriet something.

You know, I once played Frederick douglass in a one-woman show that the university of Maryland Diamondback called 'too confusing to be offensive.'

Exactly. No Tracy.

She wanted to be cremated, and she ended up dying in a fire. Such a considerate woman.

One... birthday boy always sleeps in the largest tiger cage.

Some of the rules may be specific to my time in Vietnam.

Hank Jr. is writing a children's book about a giraffe who learns he doesn't have to work hard.

That's the same age I was when I started Kabletown, got married, and had my first white child.

What? Is this guy trying to tank the company? But, boy, you proved me wrong.

Celebrity homonym is the number-one show in America.

The word is 'racket.' Okay, 'racket,' like a tennis racket. Sorry. It's the other one. Again?

It'll work great, just like Conan and Jay.

Have you ever updated your flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?

I'm taking hormone shots to have a baby, you son of a bitch! A beautiful little baby.

Being a woman is the worst.

Just like poor Nixon. He did good things in China.

Octavia, excellent, you're black.

Well, you're just gonna have to rewrite the script and explain how my character can go through walls.

But slaves didn't wear t-shirts. That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy.

I got to go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.

Boy, Jay-Z and Shakespeare have nothing in common. Or do they?

Jan Foster is currently in a 'lesbian relationship' with Ms. Siegal from the math department.

Pedal faster, fatties. God, I love how much you disgust me.

You're the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman... How gay is that? You win sex against a man, that's as straight as it gets.

Remember A-8? You peeked.

An assload.

Gregory Linens teamed up with Thomas n'things.

Gay enough that Kaylie's parents have never actually had heterosexual intercourse.

Very handsome, horrible personality... I'm totally in love with him.

You've moved from the 'well-meaning lesbian' pile to 'found a man, comma, living a lie.'

I can give you a six-year-old yesterday. Pick a color.

And I always pictured myself getting double-teamed by two the rocks. But sometimes we have to make compromises.

19.

Steve Forbes was born a ball of fingers. He had the best surgeons money can buy, but you can still tell.

For every orphan Annie, there's a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who's just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of.

The reason being a week-long party in Stephen sondheim's sex dungeon. The workmanship down there is exquisite, but it took forever.

What's happening to your left blob?

Oh, renovations in New York.

Thanks for the compliment, Lemon. Train travel's for hoboes.

The only backstabbing I do now is... Well, you know.

I would have been a Nazi. Who do we know who's immature and vicious enough to...

Let's destroy her.

Sound like she acting like you. But I'm impossible to deal with. No one has ever been able to rein in my hilarious antics.

W.W.R.X.W. What would Liz Lemon do?

Jack, pleasure's the name of a pony I hate.

Oh, her brain's like silly putty, a toy I am too old for.

I use gadzorp.

I might as well be looking at Justin Timberlake.

I quit, cows. Tell your husbands I tried.

Blargh. I'm Liz Lemon. I'm in charge! Nerds! I want to have a baby. My boyfriend is a pilot or something. Sandwiches.

I'm a Jedi.

I think my greatest disguise was len wazniak.

Hi honey! It's 20% of your midterm grade.

engaged to Ms. Siegal.

that I wouldn't notice miss Foster sit on her testicles the other day

So Jenna is an Ashkenazi Jew with an extra 'Y' chromosome?

We were all talking about it before at the mall.

Yes, I suppose that's one way this could have played out.

A birthday card.

While I distracted you, you forgot Pop-Pop's 70th birthday.

After college, I'm gonna have to go into publishing and... Marry a finance guy and... Do charity stuff.

After college, I'm gonna have to go into publishing and... Marry a finance guy and... Do charity stuff.

That didn't need to happen. That was just mean.

And where did you get that sweater? Is that from chico's harvest naturals collection?

No, they shattered in a urinal.

Like my booger-eating? Please, let me just have one. I need it, baby.

Hey, those lego men were on a rescue mission to save the other lego men that I swallowed.

Bitch, more than one person works here.

We went beyond.