Cerie

Are there other black nerds, or is it just you and Urkel?

But if it is Tom DeLay and you do go home with him, be prepared for it to get weird.

I want you to go out on your lunch hour and find something... in a women's clothing store.

Um, where are my shoes?

Oh, no, I don't actually. They kind of just stay up on their own. See?

No, but I don't actually want to work in television. Career-wise, I'm just gonna marry rich and then design handbags.

Oh, because you have, like, one of those body image things?

Good, because I was gonna say you still have a good body.

Oh, for some reason, I thought you had, like, three kids. 'Cause sometimes you have, like, food stains on your shirt and stuff. I just assumed that it was kids.

I took your advice. I'm wearing a bra.

And you're a size four, right? Well, aren't you sweet?

Oh, sorry, my babysitter got jury duty. I think I'm going to kill myself.

He does this thing where he screams at limo drivers.

But we both wanna have babies while it's still cool.

If it's a girl, Bookcase. Or Sandstorm. Or maybe Hat. But that's more of a boy's name.

You only have a really short period where you can be a young, hot mom. If you wait too long, you could be like...50 at your kid's graduation.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?

he's still insisting on having a Greek Orthodox wedding. But I really disagree with the church's stance on Cyprus.

I'd marry Toofer 'cause he's classy. I'd kill Lutz. Sorry, Lutz. The thought that you would do anything to me is awesome.

And I'd boff Kenneth. What?! Really?

This veil costs more than my couch. Is that comedy, or do you really have a $300 couch? Both.

Oh, no. Aris would kill me if I ever bought a dress on sale. I can'T.

You ever take off that costume? You ever take off yours? Greenzo out!

Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?

Guess you're not the only cougar in town. Aidan's a freshman at NYU. / Sure. / Give me change for a soda? / You just had one. / Whatever. / Hey! What did I say about you wearing your Heelys inside?

Is it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station?

Hey! What did I say about you wearing your Heelys inside?

I think you're supposed to take all of them, like, in a row.

As my mom used to say, 'You never want this to happen.'

You guys should go to Aquarium. It's this new night club, and all the women are in a glass room in the center of the dance floor, and all the guys just watch and feed them.

It is. Wow,you have,like, dog ears.

Oh, I forgot to hit send. Just hold on a second. There you go.

You know, this food area Is always the first place I go to look for you...

That was no. Just, heh, call him and tell him i'm on my way. Do i look okay? That's exactly how you look.

"lemoned"? that's not a thing people are saying now,is it? cerie? lemoned. doing it awesome.

oh!My ears are, like, dying.Facebook!

Usually designers just make clothes for me, But when I do buy stuff, I'm a child's medium.

I was making my thing up. You bitch! / What did you tell her, you vondruke?

Hey, Liz, can I talk to you and Jenna in... The office where everyone clips their toenails? Not cool, guys.

Well, it was off for a while, because my fiancé was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates, but now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back.

The bridesmaids are you guys, Andy Roddick's wife, my Dutch cousins, and Penelope Cruz's hotter sister Monica.

Now that Aris is finally getting over his Stockholm syndrome.

You guys may have to walk down the aisle with some pirates.

God, three weddings in one day. I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is going to get infected again.

What if the bachelorette party theme was sluts?

Like Carroll O'Connor from Nick at nite. Exactly, Cerie. Thank you.

Maybe they'd stop calling him a 'bald wang' in front of the babysitter.

With guys like that, I always just say, 'who's younger... me or your daughter?' That usually creeps them out enough that they leave.

Because that ass is... - My father worked at Philadelphia power and light.

I've only seen you use that computer to look at pictures of Nate Berkus.

Take a picture, it'll last longer. Here you go.

I just have to be out in time for my band to be on Letterman

It's inspiring to see that a woman in her 30s can still find true love. - I'm 42, Cerie. - I don't know what that is.

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"You picked last time, Liz, so alphabetically after Lemon comes..."

Alphabetically after Lemon comes... Oh, no.