Ready, Aim, Marry Me

What tipped you? The falling profits... or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's 'Most Ridiculous Item of the Day'?

that bitch! You're not at home, Mom. She doesn't live next door when you're here.

the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob. Think that makes the joke on Gob.

Does that mean she's gonna have to come live with us? No, no. No. It was- It was her drink

I look like Edgar Winter. Forget it. I gotta get to spin class.

What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

It's just-There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

You just did.

[Screeching] 'Where's Tobias?' [Normal Voice] 'Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth... and they're dipping each other in-'

Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in—

I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Chaw-chee-chaw, chee-chaw. What is that? Is that a chicken?

You too. This is great. Come on. These aren't even birds.

I'm playing the part of the gigolo so that she'll keep the company afloat.

She thinks you're a loser. 'Cause she knows you're a loser.

Hey, I'm— [bleep] Lucille 2. Oh. I could do something like that.

George Sr. was in a tight spot... as he'd gotten himself wedged under the furnace while chasing after a sour ball

this may just be me having my head against a hundred-degree furnace for an hour

But the audience was not ready to accept Bullet as a romantic lead... despite his powerful upper body.

Release! [Cracking] Too much!

See if you can talk your mother into taking another bullet for the Bluth family.

Nice of you to take a break from that common whore you've been dating.

But sometimes love should be terrifying.

I'll be right in, and then maybe we can talk about— Makin' that love.

She's kind, and she's caring... and she's certainly less experienced than that whore that I'm dating now.

Someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength?

[Shouting] Walk, Dragon! Walk! - Enter the room!

He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire. Not 'higher.' Eye level! Eye level!

I was never in the army. I was in the pictures. Here comes Uncle Jack. Shoot me!

I was never in the army. I was in the pictures. Here comes UncleJack. Shoot me!

Back to the blonde. Back to the blonde. [Makes Gobbling Noise]

Just ignore it! Ignore it. Just something the body does when you're shaken.

which would be a drag. Yeah, that's just the kind of joke Drag can't hear.

So, I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that.

particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie eye. She did?

I won't go wheelchair! Twirl me around.

The business meant the world to him, but his sister's honor— uh, meant a lot too. Let's do it.

He said he'd like to sleep on it.

In her robe and slippies? Getting into her head.

These kind of skills? Not really.

You were pimping out my mother. Yes, because she was sleeping with my brother

I just screwed my brother-in-law. Well, I'm all grown up now.

Stop. You dropped the boot. Dropped the boot.

Well, you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a lady's man with Jeff.

Hey, did you ever get that tape recorder? You're funny. Come on, boy. Hoo-cha-cha!

thejets proved too powerful for UncleJack's tiny legs

Do you have any idea how often you say the word 'afraid'?

But we lost her. Everyone put on white robes and outsmarted us.

How'd you like to take a nap, baldy? I'll handle this.

She's not with him. She's with the Bullet. Oh, thank God.

But if you want a fight, you got it. Shoot me!

It was pretty obvious when Dragon kept swooping UncleJack in for a kiss.

I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.

I think this duct tape is the only thing that's keeping the ankle on. Okay. Ah. Right around there. Oh. I think you're right inside me now.

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Nothing wrong with that.

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.

Tobias, you blowhard!