Burning Love

OH, NO. IT'S NOT... IT'S NOT A "CHRISTIAN MUSIC" BONFIRE. IT'S A CHRISTIAN "MUSIC BONFIRE." YOU KNOW, WE BURN ALL SATANIC MUSIC.

THE THING IS, THOUGH, THE ONLY MUSIC I HAVE IS EITHER INSTRUCTIONAL OR HUMOR.

HEY, GEORGE MICHAEL. JESUS CALLED. HE WANTS YOUR THRILLER ALBUM.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'RE EVER GONNA GET IT AIR-CONDITIONED.

OKAY. NOW I'D LIKE TO USE UP MY FAVOR AND DECLINE.

When Buster inadvertently bid on Lucille 2. - $10,000! - Buster.

REALLY? DID NOTHING CANCEL?

I STOPPED BY. I HADN'T CHOSEN A SIDE.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO FIRE YOUR GUN IN THE AIR... IS THAT FRANK WRENCH?

WELL, THAT'S ONE RULE I'M NOT GONNA FOLLOW.

AND I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET A WRENCH TO STRIP MY NUTS.

I WAS TRYING TO BE SEXY. IT JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME.

SEEMS THEY DON'T APPRECIATE COMPETITION.

JESUS! IT'S THE WOLF! THAT IS THE WOLF! THE WOLF IS UPSTAIRS!

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A HOMEFILL.

YES, THERE IS A WOLF ON THE LOOSE. HIS NAME IS OSCAR.

HOPE THAT WAS FORCED.

AND THOSE, UH, PREMADE BOIL-IN-BAG MEALS... YOU JUST TOSS THOSE IN THERE.

IT LOOKS LIKE MY BOY IS GONNA BE STICKING IT TO YOUR DAUGHTER, SITWELL.

NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE STICKING ANYTHING. NOT-NOT GONNA STICK A THING.

IT'S LIGHTER FLUID. DIDN'T PUT IN A NEW FLINT.

SMOOTH, MICHAEL, LIKE HER FATHER'S HEAD, CHEST, ARMS, LEGS AND ASS.

JUST SO YOU CAN SHOW UP AND SAY, 'CAR TROUBLES?'

LUPE WASHED THEM, AND THEY SPROUTED. I THREW THEM OUT.

I PUT UP ONE TO GET IT. AS LONG AS IT GETS FRANK WRENCH TO BID ON ME.

SHOUT OUT, 'I GET HER 364 DAYS A YEAR FOR FREE!' OR SOMETHING.

THEY'RE LITERALLY BLUE, NOT SAD.

I CAN'T WEAR THIS. I LOOK LIKE I'M 16.

I DIDN'T EVEN WANNA HAVE LUNCH WITH HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

PROBABLY FORGOT HER OLD LADY GLASSES.

I OVERDID IT.

I TRIED TO DRINK SOME OF THE WATER, AND IT WAS TOO HOT, AND IT TASTED LIKE SOY SAUCE.

DID YOU STICK IT TO HER?

Is that veal marsala stuck in the intake?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THE REASON I NEVER WENT AFTER HER IS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS PUSHING ME.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BURN, RIGHT?

I GOT SOME LOOKS ON THE BUS 'CAUSE OF THIS.

What timing, huh? I mean, right out back they were having one.

CAR TROUBLES?

I'M BEING SAVED BY FRANK WRENCH.

CAR TROUBLE.

NO! I WAS ASHAMED TO BE SEEN WITH YOU. I LIKE BEING WITH YOU.

I'M SORRY, SIR. YOUR BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD WAS DENIED. WE'VE CALLED YOUR MOTHER.

YEAH, I HOPE I DIDN'T CONFUSE PEOPLE BY SAYING IT WAS A CD BURNING PARTY.

STICK A WRENCH IN ME. I'M DONE.

YOU SHOT HER IN THE ASS WITH ABOUT FOUR OUNCES OF HORSE TRANQUILIZER.

You're not bidding? I was hoping you would. You were? You're a good kid. You always have been.

DROP IT OFF WHEN YOU DROP MY DAUGHTER OFF TONIGHT.

MIND IF I OPEN IT UP?

I'D ALMOST RATHER DATE SOMEONE MY FATHER DOESN'T APPROVE OF.

THAT-THAT-THAT IS LIKE ME. THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE ME!

$10,000. OH, HOW GRAND.