A New Start

Looks like we got ourselves an Anus Tart.

Yes, Tobias was finally about to get a starring role on a hit TV show.

It's Tobias' Arrested Development.

Everyone thinks I'm gay?

♪ It's just a fallacy! ♪

So he just took Eat and Pray.

And these romantic gestures are possibly why people think I'm a homosexual.

A new start.

Stay in your lane, anus tart!

India clean.

I look like one of those hot guys from Spartacus.

How could they not have Failure to Launch?

This man here broke his skull in two places. Once outside the airport and once in the elevator when his sheet got caught and he was pulled off his gurney. Literally.

Now I've broken my skull in a third place! On this elephant guy statue!

You should be a comedy actor.

It's just, I've got a bit of a stick up my bunghole about what I've now found is a running joke about me.

For 2,000 rupees, we'd both go down on Matthew McConaughey.

At the time of this family meeting, 2,000 rupees was $36.

I'm a real estate agent. I'm a predator. I sell giant houses to very poor people who can't afford them with predatory loans.

Lindsay! Lindsay, get the scooper! Throw oranges at it. Hot orange! Hot orange! It's throwing its voice! Lindsay!

Well, then I shall redouble my efforts so that he died in vain.

Meaning he will have led a pointless life, is what I mean.

Get it out there. 'This is up, sir.'

I almost never get recognized as the Invisible Girl.

This is the gayest Starbucks ever!

She did six of these movies, and after lunch, did three more.

You remind me of Billy Crystal... Billy Crystal Meth, a funny drug dealer.

Did you see my StraightBait movie of the same name?

Her heart stopped! She's dying! Please, someone! She had too much butter!

Someone say 'butter' out here? Oh, my God, that's a butter face.

Now, what this means in non-medical terms is that you have landed a real party girl.

Other people are incapable of ever being nude. Everybody has something.

I almost a guy for a hamburger.

I'm Johnny Storm, the Human Flamer.

And this is Sue Storm, my sister and fellow fighter-in-law.

Well, apparently in this instance, paper beats rock.

Actually, technically, I'm Rock Monster, and this is Ability to Be Invisible Person.

No, I was gonna have sex with him. For money.

Oh, Tobias got a new girlfriend.

Ummmmmm... No.

You're worse than Marky. He couldn't see me, but you can't hear me.

Daddy needs to get his rocks off.

I want to say 19? But I like to think of her as 15.

I just broke my skull in a fourth place. The patio!