Character Analysis
Stan
Played by Stan
10 jokes across 5 episodes of Arrested Development
1.7
10
7.0
6.7
Cringe/Discomfort
Best Jokes by Stan
Have I asked before? Every month. Oh, no. That can't be right. Right. See? You always say 'right.'
You gotta try this new eyebrow glue. You can eat soup again.
It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.
If you tried the new eyebrow glue, you could look surprised, too.
Look how happy they look together. Just like us.
All Jokes — 10 total
I heard we're getting a visit from the grandson. Want a lick?
Oh, my God, no. Good, more for me. Gonna have more? I can come back.
If your grandson wasn't here, I'd probably take a peeky-weeky.
It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life that your father never was.
Look how happy they look together. Just like us.
You gotta try this new eyebrow glue. You can eat soup again.
If you tried the new eyebrow glue, you could look surprised, too.
She's smiling all the time, even when she sleeps.
Have I asked before? Every month. Oh, no. That can't be right. Right. See? You always say 'right.'
Stan: 'Stan, turn down Wayne Brady!' 'I surely couldn't.'