Check Mates

Oscar and his son both confess they knew they weren't fugitives but pretended to be to spend time together

Oscar's three activity choices are all variations of staying inside: 'lay down inside, get scared of the dark inside, or play hide-and-go-seek inside'

Oscar's ultimatum: 'it's me or the weed'

Oscar saying 'Outside, outside, outside...' repeatedly

George Sr.: 'You have burned so many phones talking to us'

George Sr.: 'Hey, is this music to you guys? I mean, do you really hear this as music?'

George Sr.: 'We did not expect you to know that.'

George Sr.: 'Well, but, the banks are closed, you know, tomorrow being the seventh.'

George Sr.: 'The doctors give him three months to...' then immediately: 'We spent all your money.'

George Sr.: 'Uh, not the regular ones; the Mexican Romneys.'

George Sr.'s escalating confessions: 'And I think she's a surfer, and I can't get hard.'

Chinese investor: 'That is more than enough honesty.'

Chinese investor: 'Oh, noodle stab. I mean...'

George Sr.: 'Three million dollars. I mean, that gets... gets rid of a lot of... lot of shame. I mean, there would still be shame.'

The Chinese investors' unexpected offer of money to help the Bluths 'save face' after their confession

Michael: 'Whoops! Force of habit.' when getting off on his son's floor

Gob: 'Did somebody wonder if somebody else made Gob the president? I wonder.'

Michael: 'Catchphrase could use some pruning.'

Employee confusion about George Michael vs George Maharis identity, leading to 'He's a singer, I think. Like, a gay one.'

Employee: 'Once you're gay, you're gay, Michael! God, Michael's so stupid. Everybody's gonna see.'

George Michael: 'No, I keep getting Catwoman.' when asked about getting an intern

Michael finds George Michael was paid as 'Payment of two drums of dried George Michael' - 'A cocoa-based, non-digestive colorant'

Discovery that the check is from the Cayman Islands, not the banana stand

Dusty: 'Dusty's an expert on Orient... Uh... Asian inscrutability.'

George Sr.: 'I lost this face when I was 65.'

Dusty: 'You said we'd get ice cream.'

Stan: 'Stan, turn down Wayne Brady!' 'I surely couldn't.'

DeBrie: 'I just wanted to get out of doing things like Straightbait.'

DeBrie: 'I just couldn't do another group scene, but I love staying at Tent City.'

Tobias to Maeby: 'Cause you're rather quite attractive for an older lady.' Narrator: 'That is your half-sister.'

Tobias: 'Does she have, like, a half-daughter?'

Michael: 'That's gotta be from South Park.' about the banana stand money catchphrase

'That's gotta be from South Park'

Gob: 'Exactly to not answer these questions.' about hiring a president

George Michael's motivational speech turning knots in stomach into 'why-nots'

Employee: 'Well, we can't let him get away with this. Well, why not?' turning the motivational phrase against George Michael

George Michael: 'some guy who's obviously incredibly rich and has $3 million to drop on a .wav file that's just the sound of a piece of wood'

Lucille: 'It was like the opposite of Pinocchio. I swear, I think my nose got smaller.'

George Sr.: 'Well, wouldn't have been the first time.' responding to Lucille's nose comment

Michael's B.S. Enterprises explanation: 'It was 'Banana Stand,' but it's also got a second meaning. Bullshit. Bluth and Son.'

Gob introducing Oscar: 'Please say hello to my new right-hand man!' while Oscar only has his left hand

Gob: 'if somebody's willing to spend 3KK on my company, might be able to spread wealth on myself'

Lindsay: 'Steve McQueen from The Great Escape.' as greeting to Buster

Gob: 'Is this because I'm still gay? 'Cause the conversion didn't take?' when Hot Cops arrive

Gob: 'Leave a message for Hot Cops! How'd you like to make a fifth of a K?' thinking he hired them

'How'd you like to make a fifth of a K?' on Gob's voicemail