Character Analysis
Danny
Played by George Newbern
12 jokes across 3 episodes of Friends
2.8
12
6.8
6.8
Cringe/Discomfort
Danny delivers 12 scored jokes across 3 episodes of Friends, averaging 6.8 on craft and 6.8 on impact for a career WAR of 2.8. Their comedy leans toward cringe/discomfort. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Danny Lines
That pizza place across the street any good? What? I'm hungry. You wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
It's a regatta gala. Do you sail? No, but I support it.
You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here. Do you? Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.
So... What's this? Salad. And what's this? Bread. Aren't you a chef?
We actually thought you were like a yeti or something. Okay.
All Jokes — 12 total
We actually thought you were like a yeti or something. Okay.
Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
You know, I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here. Do you? Well, you know, if kids like to play with capri pants.
And stop saying that. I hate that. Okay.
That pizza place across the street any good? What? I'm hungry. You wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
It's a regatta gala. Do you sail? No, but I support it.
So... What's this? Salad. And what's this? Bread. Aren't you a chef?
He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is. / Hey, guys. / Hey, Danny.
On the date, I'll be able to talk to her directly?
I thought I heard you. / Hey, great, you're up. / Rachel, my sister Krista. / Nice to meet you. / I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up. / Like it would help. / You are so bad. / You are. / You are. / You are! / You are so dead. / I'm gonna get you. Come here!
Damn. I got it on my pants. / Here, I'll get it. / We better take them off or the stain will set.
You and your sister seem to have a very special bond— / Oh, great. That 'special bond' again.