The One Where Ross Moves In

Are you looking at naked tribeswomen? No, look. That's a pig. I know. But look at the knobs on it!

Didn't you sign a lease? Who needs a lease when it's 'family'?

But you have to let us know when you feel better... so we can make fun of your hair.

I've been moving around so much that I feel like a nomad.

What? He thought you said gonad.

Do health inspectors work on commission? No, bribes.

It's okay to laugh? I was just kidding.

You could eat beans off that floor. But don't, because that'd be a violation.

There's the two points! You should really read that book you wrote.

You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew she'd go in hatless to get it.

You could have your own health inspector detective show.

But then I could be your sidekick, Voonda.

She would love that... since you know all the clean places to eat.

Right, you only go for them five minutes before they get married.

And then nothing.

Wow, thirsty.

So I guess we won't be warming his house.

Blew up in his face, didn't it?

So he won't invite you to his party because he likes you? Exactly! Then why didn't he invite me? To throw me off.

We will, We will call you back

You're fake laughing too, right? The tears are real.

Shiny. You mind if I wash up? Who knows where these have been?

I saw 10 violations. I'm shutting this place down!

You built a fort, didn't you? Kind of.

Oh, my God! The air purifier. Ross' air purifier.

You should have gone out once in a while.

So why don't you be a grownup and come watch TV in the fort?

Larry said that they should call it Vermin's.

It's a regatta gala. Do you sail? No, but I support it.

So the ball is in his court? Ball? No, there's no ball.

What is the deal with this? Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand?

What if that had been porn?

I survived college with him. I guess I can hold out a little longer.

Clean places? Yum!

What kind of a regatta gala starts at night? The fake kind.

You know what Larry would say? He'd say, 'See you ladle.'

Not even on page seven?

That's great! So you can cook while in the tub.

Somebody was using his head.

Kitchen, slash, bathroom.

We are bad people. He knew we were trying to get rid of him.

Could we get a bathtub in our kitchen?

This milk is mine. I bought this today... because I was thirsty for milk, you know?

Stop, Larry. Can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?

I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.

No closet space, but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag.

Of course, he has a big, huge dog that barks into the night.

Well, who doesn't love dogs? He's a tap dancer.

Yes, some would say that is a lost art. He's a pimp!

He's a big, tap-dancing pimp!

I don't need this, I'm coming from a regatta gala.

So... What's this? Salad. And what's this? Bread. Aren't you a chef?

Ball's flying all over the place.

So you work at Bloomingdale's? My mom calls it 'Bloomies.'

You can just drop the act. I know what's going on. You're Danny's wingman, right?

He just keeps lobbing them up... and I keep knocking them right out of the park.

So I'm a pimp, huh?

The cowboy hat's a little much. Come on, it's fun!

Isn't this a woman's hat? Stop talking crazy, and make us tea!