Eddie Menuek

Chandler · Eddie · Eddie · Joey:Was that the oven timer? / That's right, my friend. / It's time for Baywatch! / Baywatch!

Joey · Eddie:Can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer? / I can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.

Rachel · Eddie · Rachel:Did she leave a number? / Did you see me write one down? / I don't have her number, butt-munch.

Eddie:Is that Joey guy gonna pick up his moose hat or should I toss it?

Eddie:When'd you start using moose in your hair?

Eddie · Joey · Eddie:You like that show? / You don't? / Ha, ha, what...? No. I mean, it's just pretty people running around on the beach.

Eddie:Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... ...my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group.

Eddie:Tonight, it's 'Why he would not eat them on a train.'

Eddie:She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.

Eddie:My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes.

Eddie:It was literally like she had reached into my chest... ...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life!

Eddie:There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop!

Eddie:You had sex with her.

Eddie:You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy?

Eddie · Chandler:Are these raisins? Sure, why not?

Eddie:I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. I named him... ...Chandler, you know, after you.

Eddie:So what's your point, man?

Chandler · Eddie:What are you doing here? - Watching you sleep.

Eddie:It makes me feel, um, peaceful.

Eddie:What about the other nights when you don't see me, huh?

Eddie:Last night you went and got some water... and I was nice enough to hide behind the door.

Eddie · Chandler:Your last roommate's kidney? That's a tomato.

Eddie:We'll make it a chip chick.

Eddie · Chandler:We took a road trip to Las Vegas! Oh, sweet Moses!

Eddie:I guess I got the wrong apartment.