Gavin

Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you? I'm the hell person whose office this is. Good one, Rach.

Your baby's so cute. But why would you put a pink bow on a boy?

Clearly, you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island.

Because you worked really hard, and it's your job. And you're a little crazy.

Is this your first apology?

Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.

Okay then. I'll pass you back to your son. Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary.

Thank God you finally said that. I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago.

I would never miss my secretary's birthday.

Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person.

Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying.

Is it a cold from standing on the balcony, or did a monkey bite you?

I used to be a rodeo clown.

So seriously, rodeo clown? One of the best, ma'am. One of the best.