Tim

It's a feeling you get. Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes? That's the one.

It's oozing!

I've been sleeping with your wife. You're the gynecologist?

Just probably waiting for it to open.

Like a pirate? If that helps you.

You're not wearing the patch yet.

-What's? -Well, he's.... He's doing some thinking.

Even the one in the box?

-It reminded you of -Don't say it! -It did, didn't it? -Yes!

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.

You know what's worst for me is you remind me of a younger version of my mom.

Tim: 'I don't know. I would say it's pretty good-o.'

Tim: 'That's because I'm with you.' response to being called a great guy

Tim: 'And I will be holding you right here.' (pointing to heart)