The One with Rachel's Date

Phoebe: 'Ah! I "sous-stand." Heh.'

Phoebe: 'Would you say your pesto is the best-o? Heh.'

Tim: 'I don't know. I would say it's pretty good-o.'

Monica: 'All right, let's just cut to the chase. Okay? You're single, you're single.'

Monica: 'I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.'

Chandler's boss: 'Do you know how can I get around the computer network... so I can access the really good Internet porn?'

Chandler: 'What's funny about that?'

Joey: 'You like the Purple Rain display.'

Chandler: 'Yeah, he thinks that's my name.' explaining why Bob called him Toby

Chandler: 'And I wanted the doughnut. Five years later, the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby.'

Chandler: 'It's not like he's calling me Muriel.'

Joey: 'It's not just an M. Your middle name is Muriel!'

Joey: 'Your parents never even gave you a chance, did they?'

Soap opera doctor: 'We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body... it was gone.'

Joey: 'You don't know, do you?' Kash: 'No. Couldn't care less.'

Extra: 'What? You weren't in it.' after saying 'good scene'

Rachel claiming not to be a soap opera nut while immediately knowing personal details about Kash

Rachel: 'Look at that, I'm just stroking your arm.'

Phoebe: 'I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him.'

Monica: 'Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.'

Monica: 'Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished.'

Monica: 'I paid to have this done.' about her singed hair

Joey: 'He said he thought you were charming.' Rachel: 'Ha!' Joey: 'I thought I was an idiot.' Rachel: 'I'm with you.'

Rachel: 'First of all, Kash Ford? Not people.'

Chandler: 'If I see him, I'll ask.' to Bob asking about Toby

Chandler: 'But this is 11. It's almost twice as hard up here.'

Chandler: 'What you should do, toss them in the shredder... and claim you never got them.'

Chandler: 'What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?'

Chef on phone: 'Ha, ha! Gotcha!' when Monica calls about Tim's recommendation

Tim's overly concerned questions about Phoebe getting home and out of shower safely

Phoebe: 'Ugh, be a man!' about Tim's behavior

Monica: 'Then we'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it.'

Monica and Phoebe's exchange about who goes first, ending with 'Blond bitch!'

Phoebe: 'Agh, but... screw you! I'm going first!'

Bob: 'Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th-floor material."'

Rachel's three date excuse options including 'I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk'

Rachel: 'But I'll go see a normal-person movie with you.' about Ross's Ukrainian film suggestion

Ross: 'It's the opposite of weird. It's, uh... It's regular. It's, uh... It's mundane. It's actually a little dull.'

Ross: 'It's no Ukrainian film, I'll tell you.'

Ross: 'Whoever she dates, my baby dates.'

Ross: 'Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?' about ferries

Chandler's response about ferries going 'like, five miles an hour' and Ross's airplane/matches alternatives

Ross: 'Bit of a daredevil, are we?' to Kash about the ferry

Joey and friends: 'And yes, it is too slutty!' shouted after Rachel leaves

Tim: 'That's because I'm with you.' response to being called a great guy

Tim: 'And I will be holding you right here.' (pointing to heart)

Chandler: 'All right, car magazines, cereal boxes... but it's, like, enough!'

Ross: 'Every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's... it breaks my heart a little.'

Ross: 'Maybe fight over the science section.'

Ross: 'Now she doesn't really have a face. Smoking body, though.'

Chandler: 'No, I said fun.' after Ross suggests Ukrainian film

Bob: 'It's Bob, actually.' when Chandler calls him Bobby

Bob: 'Toby, I'm not gonna let you cover for him.'

Monica and Phoebe: 'I'm breaking up with you!' 'You're fired!' delivered simultaneously

Monica and Phoebe: 'Ooh, good. The chemistry thing for us too.' about lack of chemistry

Phoebe: 'And Tim, I just want to say good luck here.' knowing he's about to be fired

Rachel: 'Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?'

Kash: 'I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch.'

Ross: 'Guess whose middle name is Muriel?' and Rachel's gasping reaction

Rachel: 'There are 20 in here.' about candy bars

Bob: 'Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!' while vandalizing Chandler's office