Dennis Feinstein

You know, I never had a chance to get a girl A cliched valentine's day gift before, So I got you all of 'em.

I could do, uh, Shoah. Okay, Paths Of Glory it is.

But if you want a film about the ocean, we have a documentary about the brutality of Japan's whaling industry. It's called Tears Of My Blowhole. And it's--it's nauseating.

Oh, we only have Japanese slime candy and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls.

You're a dick. Excuse me? How dare you talk to me like that? Where are your manners?

This check is made out to 'Go [bleep] yourself.' In your face! Dennis Feinstein helps no man!

Eddie, get my crossbow. Crossbow? What the--

Oh, I run a pornographic DVD emporium. Well, it used to be a quaint, little movie rental place with a lot of community value. Oh, it's much better now.

Well, make it quick. I gotta go pull the plug on my dad in 10 minutes.

I'm gonna turn that place into an elbow art salon and make a killing.

Psych!

and you can all just sit there pulling on your puds.

Give me your boos! I am nourished by your hatred!

I gotta go kill my dad.