Character Analysis
Tammy Two
Played by Megan Mullally
30 jokes across 8 episodes of Parks and Recreation
6.2
30
6.7
6.5
Character Comedy
Tammy delivers 30 scored jokes across 8 episodes of Parks and Recreation, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 6.2. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Tammy Lines
Tammy · Ron:Oh, and by the way, last night, I faked four out of the seven. - Hmm. So did I.
Tammy · Leslie:You could either be a Cleopatra or you could be an Eleanor Roosevelt. / What kind of lunatic would wanna be Cleopatra over Eleanor Roosevelt?
Tammy · Ron:You've aged horribly. / You... son of a bitch.
Tammy:And I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy · Jeremy:Look at my boobs. No. Look downstairs. No. There's a prize inside for you.
All Jokes — 26 total
Tammy:I swear, I don't have cloven feet.
Tammy · Ron:You've aged horribly. / You... son of a bitch.
Tammy:Les, there are two kinds of women in this world. There are women who work hard and stress out about doing the right thing and then there are women who are cool.
Tammy · Leslie:You could either be a Cleopatra or you could be an Eleanor Roosevelt. / What kind of lunatic would wanna be Cleopatra over Eleanor Roosevelt?
Tammy:Haven't you ever messed with a man's head just to see what you could get him to do for you? We do it all the time in the library department.
Tammy:We're no longer government gals.
Tammy:Ron brought you here to break up with me for him?
Tammy:Go to the sleaziest motel in town and wrap himself around me like a coiled snake.
Tammy · Ron:I was just checking myself for scoliosis. - And? - Straight as an arrow. Just like somebody else I know.
Ron · Tammy:A lovely, intelligent, self-possessed pediatric surgeon named Wendy. - Sounds like a real whore.
Tammy · Tom:I was just tasting my new boyfriend, Glenn. - Tom.
Tammy:Ron's got one just like it on his penis.
Tammy:Why are you hitting yourself, Glenn? Stop hitting yourself.
Tammy · Ron:Oh, and by the way, last night, I faked four out of the seven. - Hmm. So did I.
Tammy:Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence.
Chris · Tammy:May I remind you that you are under oath, and if you lie, I will fire you and have you prosecuted. Nothing. They will definitively prove nothing. You cut me off. I don't have any evidence.
Tammy:No, just trolling for some daddy. Sorry, I pronounced that wrong. I'm trolling for some dad-dy.
Tammy:And I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy:And I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy:I wonder if the carpet is as curly as the drapes.
Tammy:No, just trolling for some daddy. Sorry, I pronounced that wrong. I'm trolling for some dad-dy.
Tammy:I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy:Are you horny with gratitude?
Tammy:Are you horny with gratitude?
Tammy:That's 'cause you're my widdle baby!
Tammy · Jeremy:Look at my boobs. No. Look downstairs. No. There's a prize inside for you.