The Drip

Is it blood? No! There's... there is leak in the ceiling.

What are you wearing? What is that? A nightgown? / It's a nightshirt, David.

You might want to rethink the nightgown first. There's an ebenezer scrooge thing happening right now.

Oh my God, that's who I was thinking of. / My best to Bob Cratchit.

This bell is broken. / Yeah, sorry. It's more or less decorative.

He's a good guy, he's just a big drinker.

He's the best one. He's also the only one so...

Yeah... unfortunately, due to a lack of everything, we don't do room service.

I'd rather drink the pipe-water. / I hear ya.

He said he'd never date someone with a toe ring and yet...

Rub my back. / What?! No. / I rubbed your back many a nights when you were little. / Yeah, in exchange for half my allowance.

she has hakuna matata tattooed on her foot. / A Disney tattoo shouldn't be a surprise.

Actually, now that I think about it, where are those friends? / They're just giving me space right now. / Because they're considered people.

We actually both decided that it was best that he see other people so...

You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud

but our worlds evil twin... has reared her ugly... / Okay. I'm taking my journal into the bathroom. Where I will be shutting the door.

Oh, I love your complexion.

Mr. Rose and I would like to put a for sale sign on this incredible town.

You know, because of the humiliating... / Yes, we know. We know. We know.

I need to confer with the financial powerhouse of the family.

Son of a bitch!

No, that's just the way they smell.

I just pushed the bed against the wall and put down a bucket where the bed was.

I don't even know what 'tailgate' means. In my mind I'm picturing like a Klan rally.

Yeah, just fewer pointy hats.

I'm not really in the mood to be a victim of a hate crime tonight so...

Um, yes. Love that journey for me.

Maybe a neck tattoo would be cute. / No, it wouldn't.

So Johnny Rose wants the ol' Johnny Hancock, huh?

You're not rejecting my hospitality, are you, Johnny? Because that really wouldn't be a good way to start things off, I don't think.

Johnny, you want that, to get that you need this.

obviously she'd be super devastated if I bailed last minute

Davis, you've got nothing on tonight. / How... how do you know that. / What do you have on tonight? / What?

It's a dance. And sometimes you lead. and sometimes you follow. / And which are you doing now, John?

Following in the game but leading in the dance, right? And he thinks he's leading in the dance, but only because I've allowed him to think...

And if I bang my head and slip beneath the surface, so be it, Mr. Rose.

Apparently the plumber's in rehab.

David, for the gate party tonight is it more of a leather pants thing or... / Son of a bitch!

You have a really lovely home. It's really um, understated. / Thank you. I get a lot of my ideas from magazines. / Don't be modest. This is 100 percent you and only you.

It's the treat that keeps our love life percolating. It's like an aphrodisiac with him.

she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn, remove her clothing and breast feed members of the audience. It was a commentary on income inequality.

Wow... Heady stuff.

I wish I could pull off the whole gloomy, no makeup look. It's so French.

A town this size, you've either been through 'em or know a little too much about 'em.

this swan is best when she flies solo.

I tried reading that thing it is really boring.

I don't think it's gonna pass. I don't think it's passing. / Migraines can be so awful. / Yeah, well, not this one. Not this one.

Why don't you lay down on our mattress. The sheets are in the dryer but there is rubber pad.

I brought vodka as a house gift. / I don't see it.

Well, my sister texted me 'help'. And my mind went straight to deliverance. So I wasn't too far off.

That's funny because your sister texted me from across the bonfire and said you'd probably show up here because you were bored and lonely and had nothing better to do.

or you want to finish high school? / I'm not sure, I couldn't hear over your husband's chewing.

Although I know those boys are undressing me every time I drop a piece of chalk.

I didn't want to say anything, but you were my favourite character on 'Sunrise Bay'.

I could be doing cartwheels in a thong in front of that television, which I have done, but if your show was on, I was as good as wall paper.

I will go ahead and sign off on the sale... For a slap.

We've role-played it like a thousand times, but it's not the real thing.

Sign the fucking contract!

this has been a lot of fun, but I'm starting to smell a little too much like uh, campfire, and denim and plaid and stuff so... bye.

Your choices are beer or beer.

I assume a pint glass is out of the question?

Just open your throat. And go down, 'cause you're tall. / Just widen your throat!

This is my town and you're gonna play by my rules. Comprende? / I'm just messing with you, man! Come on! / Or am I? / No. I am.

I mean, most people just thought it was a waste of money that it would never sell, you know? Who in their right mind would buy it! Then along came you.

This is the dark side of the moon, Johnny. And we'll be here another 20 years, tucked in a crater, lost to all.

You're being super loud right now. I can hear you thought the headphones! So if you can just wrap it up in here. 10 to a 5. Thanks.

Good riddance, is what they said.