Sunrise, Sunset

It's just the more you keep mentioning that it's a gift, the less and less it feels like a gift.

Look at you, John, doling out gift after gift this morning like the Turkish Saint Nikolaas.

David, I didn't know she wasn't invited to the wedding. / Well, you certainly fixed that problem for yourself.

Tippy always had his fingers in a few fires.

Oh, you're looking so natural and peppy. / A bit of a rough night actually. / Well, you're fooling everyone, dear.

It's printed right here on the cover of the book that he's handing out to all of you.

And I'm the boss you're gonna come to when you don't understand why this guy is making you read about VHS tapes.

Not exactly the united front we had discussed, Roland.

Ronnie found termite damage in Room Six and apparently the entire foundation is about to collapse.

Well, I gave one of my kidneys to my cousin Bruce. Uh, we can see how I run on an empty tank.

I went to school with a guy who starts 'accidental' fires. I mean, worse comes to worst, we could collect the insurance money.

because Bruce told me my kidney was garbage.

Take the pills, Vivian. / A 'please' might be nice!

Oh, suddenly she's the director.

Well, I feel like your publicist should be there if you're meeting with Tickle Bernstein. / Tippy. It's Tippy

How dare you make me kill my father twice!

David would understand. I mean, not at first, but deep down he's not a total monster.

So we're two minutes late and if this were the actual wedding, the doors would be closed and you would be locked out.

Stevie is my Maid of Honour, she's just here to eat.

Poor thing. / That's the garnish for the lobster roll.

Lobster! Ah. Are we inviting The Vanderbilts?

if we're not using the lettuce under the lobster roll can we just not make a side salad out of this lettuce?

And speaking of, we are adding eight more plates. I was finally allowed to invite some friends from New York, they're a caviar crowd.

Oh, you know what they say about tenderloin; always... a risky option. It's gotta be done just, just right.

Well, you don't want people coming to your wedding and only talking about the food. / That is literally the only thing I want them talking about. What is wrong with you?

Why not, it's not like we're paying for the samples.

Cured that vertigo years ago. I hired a hynotherapist. Then I married her. And then I divorced her. You-are-getting-very... broke.

You're looking fresh and dewy. / Gave up the drink. Strictly a wine and scotch man now.

Oh, that was an actual court case. My daughter wanted to emancipate and the press couldn't get enough.

I can't wait for the screener.

You vomited a demon into a toilet, and then fell in and drowned.

Well, the writers insisted it was symbolic.

She had a good run. But let's just say 'someone' reminded the producers that there's only room for one head of surgery at Sunrise General.

Adriana had that DUI last year. Popped a breasts, poor dear

Perhaps a little more housework and little less mouse work might do you some good, Alexis.

Penelope asked if you wanted to crack the top of the creme brulée and you asked, 'If we break it, do we buy it?'

Apparently there is some nest egg they set aside for Patrick and his ex-fiancée.

You know, we had a sizable nest egg set aside for David's wedding. He was talking about Bali for a while. We were gonna charter some jets. Fly everybody.

Hey, tell that cute bartender I'd love a sex on the beach. If she has time, I need another scotch.

It was even more vicious than Vivian's getting trampled while honeymooning in Pamplona.

Think of it as a compliment. Your star was rising, and I was maybe jealous.

And-and that season that you played your own brother we submitted you for Best Actress and Actor.

I mean at this point, I'm willing to sell my baseball signed by Geena Davis.

What if we bought 30 more motels? Right now.

A wise man once wrote: 'You miss 100% of the tapes you don't play'.

That's just the dedication, Roland. / That's as far as I got, Johnny. I'm sorry, I'm partial to historical fiction.

But on the condition that Clifton be written off the show - death of my choosing. And I asked for more money. / And a diamond tennis bracelet.

I made them an offer they had to refuse.

Okay, how is it that your daughter is also trapped in the cave but has never looked up once. You've been hanging over her for three straight episodes.