The Limo

"You hungry? Tuna sandwich is $9. You don't like it, go back to your own country."

I think the whole airport-airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches

The terminals, the airplanes... it's all just a distraction... so that you don't notice the beating that you're taking on the tuna

Clock interaction sequence - man refuses to use his own watch despite wearing one

"We're living in a society!"

"One mile from the exit, it starts shaking, violently shaking... like it's having a nervous breakdown"

"So you have no car." "No." "So, what good are you?"

"If he knew O'Brien, he wouldn't have a sign"

"What's gonna happen? They can't kill us."

Irish name negotiation - George wants to be Dylan Murphy instead of just himself

"Hey, do you have the time?" "Clock over there."

George calls his mother from limo - entire conversation about not being able to explain

"She happy for you?"

Testing if driver can hear by suggesting picking up his sister for fun

"My dear fellow, where are you dropping us?" in affected accent

George attempts to quote George Bernard Shaw and completely mangles it

"That's right, baby doll."

"What other members of our party? I didn't even know we were in a party."

"It was a bad jig. We never should've started it." "It was a good jig." "It was a bad jig. A terrible, terrible jig."

"First, you don't look like any O'Brien." "You should've been O'Brien."

"Who are you, Mannix?" in response to jump and roll suggestion

"Oh, yes, he's very proud of his work in The Big Game."

Elaine's salary interrogation and Jerry's response about knowing how much George makes

Kramer demonstrates 360 dunk, presumably failing spectacularly in confined space

"You see a limo go by, you know it's either a rich guy... or 50 prom kids with $1.75 each."

"Most of the time, you feel like... you're in some depressing single guy's apartment from, like, 1975."

"You're counting, there must've been 10,000 asses already on this seat."

"Think someone's been tipped off?" in response to missing tip-off

Elaine's fake praise for 'The Big Game' - "it's changed my life... left me breathless... brilliant man"

"The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this game."

"O'Brien? Why would he wanna be called O'Brien?"

"And the Jews steal our money... through their Zionist-occupied government..."

"You're not gonna open with that, are you?"

"I'm ready to die for you."

"Nice-looking Luger."

Kramer's conspiracy theory about Jerry being too clean and organized

"Jerry's a Nazi?" "I can't even believe I didn't see it."

"Kind of a cute Nazi, though."

George's hotel bed story - hurt hamstring trying to kick out tight sheets

"It's for a mental patient." about tight hotel sheets

"The Jews hate grass. They always have, always will."

"Okay?" after George establishes hierarchy with Tim

"No one's ever been shot in the city."

"Always so clean and organized." as evidence Jerry is a Nazi

"He's just neat." - Elaine defending Jerry

"And you don't look like a Murphy." "I may not look like one... but I act like a Murphy."

"He's extremely Murphy. To a fault."

Jerry's fake Irish backstory ending with 'Cereal famine. Couldn't get a bowl anywhere.'

"The peat." delivered with fake Irish reverence

"There's no real person can act the way he does." about George

"George and Jerry, they probably know who killed Kennedy."

"How's tricks, Murphy?" from cross-eyed man

"He was talking to me. He's cross-eyed. It could be very confusing."

"We did not want to antagonize the Nazis."

"I don't wanna make a Nazi unhappy."

"I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien!"

Nazi casual 'Heil' bit - office small talk combined with Nazi salutes

"Can I have one of those doughnuts?" with casual Heil