Waitress

There's a bird in back? No, there's no bird, but-- How do you know for sure? You go in the back and find out. Ok?

No puffs. Just flakes.

Try our mousse. It'll change your life expectancy.

This isn't a park bench where you come in and sit down. It's a business.

My wife and I will have a little more coffee. -Okay. -And the check for my husband.

That's the extra toast. Get it?

A bowl of Cheerios, not too much milk. Okay, two bowls of Cheerios. You too? Yeah.

He looks just like you.

Are you black? / Or should I bring some cream?

Yeah. / It's okay. My boyfriend's black. Here he is. See? / Hi, Elaine. / Hey. / He's black? / Yeah. / I'm black? / Aren't you?