Memories Of Cab 804 2

You ain't no fun to stick up, man.

Either of us.

Mm-hmm.

I quit.

Don't wait up.

It's a mug shot.

She's the only one who never asked me why I drive a cab.

I get them from libraries, you know.

I mean, like, I just know it's going to turn out you're either married, gay, or crazy.

Come on, crazy. Right again. Thank God.

What is it, a tattoo somewhere that says, 'I have kids'?

You don't even know when to lie.

I'd feel like a call girl. You didn't do anything. I'd feel like a bad call girl.

What would you have given me if I'd stayed the night? A very sweet memory. You're better off with the hundred.

He did. He took no for an answer.

I had a woman one time with a head of lettuce she said was alive, and she wanted me to ask it questions.

I lost you when you started taking two at a time.

With my pelvis, the doctor says I'm gonna drop 'em like kittens.

A minute and ten seconds? In phase one? Here comes another one. You just had one. Well, I'm having another one. That's phase three. What happened to phase two?

Me?! Listen, no sweat. I can coach you from here on how to coach her back there.

Coach her, coach her, don't let her coach you. / He's right, he's right. Don't worry about how I am. Make sure she follows you. You're the boss, remember.

I'm not talking to you. Oh. Push. Are you pushing? I'm pushing!

Marry a man who won't even look at our baby?

Maybe we'll just get you a bottle of scotch.

Be careful of steering. You know, sometimes you turn... go this way when the car, it go this way.

Brakes are really good now except when it's wet or very dry.

Be sure don't go over 25 mile per hours because if you do, transmission...

On reflection, I think I delivered that baby in 803.