I Wanna Be Around

Oh, is the coffee that bad this morning?

Which of the machines has that?

And I'm not supposed to tell why no matter what.

I wish he'd put it up to a vote.

You get tired of salami.

Judas!

You know that special twinkle he's got in his eye? Yeah. Well, it was gone, as gone as your brain.

Oh, boo hoo.

Well, thanks, Confucius.

Welcome to Louie's Doom Room.

not these foreigners they got now.

What good is money in the bank, Nardo, when you're a radioactive pretzel?

I need him to convince the black hordes I'm cool.

I'll do what I can.

When you're up to your pretty, dimpled cheeks in rubble

That's disgusting! But memorable.

If you and I were the last man and woman on Earth, we'd be the last man and woman on Earth.

Yes, Iggy, I was thinking of you... the last time I stepped on a snail in my bare feet.

Trust me, Iggy, you'll never know the difference.

But it wouldn't work, because he'd vie with me for leadership of the group. Besides, he'd use up too much oxygen.

Someone with a lot of muscle, and a single-digit I.Q.

I think he means you, Tony. Get out of here.

I think it sounds like fun. That's my boy.

It's got pictures in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Is that what you think? Yeah?! Yeah. Yeah, yeah! You do think that? Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm going to show you, Reiger.

It's an atomic blast that starts an earthquake, setting off civil rioting.

Are we talking about a, a little adorable muppet?

golden ringlets, just a hint of a lisp?

She's buzzard bait.

You enlist in the Army and you spend a year of your life in Vietnam.

Who played Lumpy in Leave It to Beaver?

Good-bye to the world as we... No, no, no... figure of speech.

I just had a terrifying thought. If the world were to end tomorrow, that's what's left of the human race.

These here have the nutritional equivalent of an entire egg breakfast.

It's three to one, Louie.

Oh, I've been living in here for three days. Eating this great food, listening to the short wave, reading all those books, and sleeping in these crazy sleeping bags.

I haven't got the faculty of Harvard in here as it is.

Hey, he could have my legumes.

there's nothing out there; no air, no water, no food, just total devastation.

I can't do it, Louie.

A hug?

See, Louie? It's no fun pretending everybody's dead.

Well, an 11-minute Armageddon. Sort of an 'Armageddonette.'

I was done in by a soft heart.

When the end comes, I'll be nothing but a charcoal briquette.

Did you say something, Reiger? Ah, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

You sweet, little tender rascal, you.