I Whoops There It Is

Will:But it'll cut into my trick or treat... Ha, ha, ha.

Will:I can't do it. I'm just gonna say my line and go.

Will:Boy, you stupid. That boy's so dumb. Cut, cut, cut.

Will:Hey, Dick Clark, what you doing here, man? You're doing a blooper show, aren't you?

Dick Clark:Okay. You mean like naked-bikini-model bloopers.

Will:That's a little off topic. How about something maybe related to the show? That is exactly why you the king, man.

Will:His room number is 1730. I think that's the year he was born.

Will:Look at him. Fronting. He know he can't read.

Will:You know, it's like early-American wino. That kind of thing he's got going.

Will:You know what? I don't ever remember that man missing a line. Ever.

James Avery:What am I about... What I'm about to do... What I'm about... What I'm about... What am I about... What am I about... What am I about...

Will:Boy, I bet Noah could've used one of these Johns. You know what I'm talking about?

James Avery:But you know, Will, ha, ha, ha... I really want you out of my room.

Will:Y'all don't wanna see that.

Will:Man, that dance is your trademark. So is overacting.

Alfonso Ribeiro:You. You did this to him. Oh, no. Ah! No! No! How could you do this? Oh, God! No!

Alfonso Ribeiro:Look, I will not be publicly embarrassed by, um, um, a problem... of me remembering my damn lines. It won't happen, damn it. I'm not gonna allow it, all right?

Will:No, no, no. That's called good show energy. This is overacting. I would've expected this from Carlton... but not you.

James Avery:That was from Good Times. Where's my Willy, Carlton? I can't find my Willy.

Karyn Parsons:No. Why don't you go bug Ta? Go ahead. Don't bug Ta.

Karyn Parsons:Only 41. You'd think that would tire me out. But I'm more awake now than when we started.

James Avery:Ha, ha. So you're gonna throw a fork at me?

Will:What is this thing about lipstick you got going on? All right. We've known each other for six years. I should be able to put lipstick on you. You're disrespecting me.

Will:I guess all that British stuff went right out the window, huh?

Joe Marcell:I'm an actor, not a machine.

Will:Yeah, whatever. Just lose the phony accent.

Will · James Avery:Even though James takes up most of the circle... As well I should.

Will:Now I'm a happy chicken.

Will:If anybody know my line just tell me what it is, right?

Will:Granny, I really like you. I mean, you and Grandpa... Grand... That dude that you married.

Dick Clark:Didn't really work for me, you know. I didn't think it was too funny.