Nicky Banks

Nicky:Don't eat too many, okay, Daddy?

Nicky:That's a good story, Daddy. Can I see my godfather now?

Nicky:Now, get me some hot chocolate.

Nicky · Phil:Mommy! Mommy! Will! Will! What the hell is wrong with you?

Will · Dougie · Nicky:Oh. We was just playing, y'all. Hey, sorry. I need a drink. You hurt Dougie. I hate you, Will.

Nicky:Mommy, I H-A-T-E them.

Will · Nicky:Wow. I didn't know you could read the paper. I can't.

Nicky · Will:You know Santa? Know him? Who do you think gave him the idea for that mistletoe thing?

Will · Nicky:See, we was chilling back in Philly one night. It was me, Santa, the tooth fairy and Shaft, right? Who's Shaft?

Nicky · Will:Maybe you should talk to somebody. / You're right. Look, Nicky, it's like this, man. We always make... / Not me. I'm just a kid.

Nicky · Carlton:I like Dad's stories. / And some day, I'm gonna tell my kids these same pointless anecdotes.

Nicky:Why do you shave and Ashley doesn't?

Will · Ashley · Nicky:Will's stammering explanation about guys growing beards and women growing... taller

Will · Carlton · Nicky:Well, you need to stop pressuring him. You treat him like a ventriloquist's dummy. That's not what I'm doing. Nicky, what school do you wanna go to? The best school in L.A. Crescent Rock School. Yeah, I was wrong, Carlton. You're the dummy.

Nicky:Hi, I'm Nicky. Is there any apple juice?

Nicky · Will:Look, I can make myself dizzy. That's a part of his comedy act. Yeah, that one killed them at Def Jam, Junior.

Nicky · Teacher · Nicky:It's really a turtle. He's inside his shell. Is he hiding because he's nervous about going to a new school? No, he's watching Power Rangers.

Nicky · Will · Nicky:Will's the one that got yelled at for stealing. Well, she had it coming after the way she talked about your mountain. It was a turtle.

Vivian · Nicky:They said it was his sincerity that impressed them the most. They liked that he was just being himself. That's what Will told me to do.

Nicky · Will:Tell me about it. I've got to balance a ring on a stupid pillow. Hey, you wanna talk about it? No.

Will · Nicky:Back in Philly, they used to call me Will 'The 747' Smith.

Nicky:Mommy, Daddy's fallen and he can't get up.

Nicky:Yeah. She's teaching me all kinds of cool stuff, fat-head.

Nicky:How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married?

Nicky · Philip:I wanna be a butler too. No, you don't.

Nicky:Come on, Harry, give me another one. Be all that you can be

Nicky · Uncle Phil:But if he was hungry, why didn't he just come in the kitchen? Nicky, he's just a rabbit.

Nicky:Daddy, you know how you told me that Harry's black now... because rabbits change colors for Easter? Isn't there a little more to that story?

Nicky · Uncle Phil:Daddy, did you sit on Harry? Yes. But... But... That's okay, Dad. Death is a natural part of life. But what a way to go.

Nicky:I'm 5, you dork.

Nicky:I'm 5, you dork.

Nicky:Don't worry, Will, you can come to kindergarten with me.

Nicky:That's plenty of time to paint. Chop-chop.