Character Analysis
Dana Carvey
Played by Dana Carvey
30 jokes across 6 episodes of The Larry Sanders Show
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6.7
6.5
Character Comedy
Dana delivers 30 scored jokes across 6 episodes of The Larry Sanders Show, averaging 6.7 on craft and 6.5 on impact for a career WAR of 0.0. Their comedy leans toward character comedy. The highest-scoring line is below.
Funniest Dana Lines
Dana · Artie · Larry:I'm not taking the deal with CBS. I apologize, sir. Thank you. Why? I'm taking the deal at NBC.
Dana:Once.
Dana:Yeah, I got another fishing trip offer. Bob Saget called. Huge fishing offer. It's multifaceted.
Dana:Well, it could be late night.
Dana:you had sex with my body pillow.
All Jokes — 30 total
Dana:My house? I'm in a lawsuit with the contractor... because the walls are bleeding like a miracle.
Dana:I'm just warming up. I'm doing your show, I gotta do you.
Larry · Dana:You can't believe what it's doing in Malaysia. It's through the roof. - It's so sad.
Larry · Dana:The one sleeping bag thing didn't work. - First time I heard a complaint.
Paula · Dana:She's the one who reminds me I can't say "cocksucker" when I'm a guest. - Now you're the host, so feel free. - Cocksucker.
Dana · Hank:I'm in trouble. - I got you. Hey, now.
Dana:I'm not worthy.
Dana:I feel funny... like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.
Dana:Schwing.
Dana:Sorry, I had a little Satan twister. Sorry.
Dana:I always feel like I look like I should be in the window at Sears. "All boys' wear, half off."
Dana · Larry:I threw up in it. - Oh, where? - In your top desk drawer. - Yeah, that's what that's for.
Hank · Dana:Heard the good news. Congratulations. - Thanks, yeah. - That is great. I was gonna tell you in the hallway earlier, but I didn't get a chance.
Dana:Schwing.
Dana:After the show, remind me to turn you on to a little thing called decaf.
Dana:I'm taking the deal at NBC.
Dana · Artie · Larry:I'm not taking the deal with CBS. I apologize, sir. Thank you. Why? I'm taking the deal at NBC.
Dana:Yeah, I got another fishing trip offer. Bob Saget called. Huge fishing offer. It's multifaceted.
Dana · Larry:Just wanted to let you know, it's prime time. It would be hours before you'd ever be on television. - So don't feel threatened. - I wasn't threatened.
Dana:Well, it could be late night.
Dana:Well, it could be late night.
Dana · Larry:You know, I really Should get going. Aren't you gonna Finish your dessert? No. Um, I gotta Get up early tomorrow.
Larry · Dana:You said versace, and you touched yourself. I touched myself on the leg. Why does yourself have to mean penis?
Dana:Why should I be mad? I have many arrows in my comedic arsenal, Larry. Let's put the Larry Sanders arrow back in the sheath and pull out the Jimmy Stewart arrow. Bing. Bull's-eye!
Dana:Once.
Dana:you had sex with my body pillow.
Dana:you couldn't get it up.
Dana:Oh, I think vitamin's "l-n," Larry.
Dana:You mean after his other best friend, Jeffrey Dahmer?
Dana · Norman:Jeffrey Dahmer is dead. He's unavailable. I know. That's the joke. What are you, in P.R?