Diversity Day

I never actually talked to corporate about it, they kind of beat me with the punch, those bastards! But I was going to

That's the thing, it's a very sturdy paper, and on the back it says: 100% post customer contempt.

'Retaliation'. Tit for tit.

That is not the expression. / Well that should be.

A 6 on 7. / I know, I saw that. / So then why didn't you do it? / I'm saving that, cause I like it when the cards go... / Who doesn't love that?

Oh hey! This is Oscar. / Martinez. / See, I didn't even know, first thing basis.

You know what? This is a color free zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.

What if we go around and everybody, everybody, say a race that you are attracted to sexually, I will go last. Go.

I have two. White and Indian.

Can we steer away from gay people? I'm sorry it's an orientation, it's not a race. Plus a lot of other racists are also intolerant at gays so, paradox.

First test, I will not call you that! / Well it's my name it's not a test, ok?

Is it because I'm white, and Chris is black?

Kevin butchering the Chris Rock routine about black people

Every time, every time black people want to have a good time, some biiiip ass biiiip, I take care of my kids!

What do you want? Cookie?

A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. / Ok. / A hero is part human, part supernatural, a hero is born out of a child with trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.

Ok, you're thinking of a superhero. / We all have a hero in our heart.

You know I could sign something that says that I taught something or that I helped you teach something so...

That's probably throwing you off. / It's not throwing me, I need your signature.

Signed, daffy duck.

He's gonna lose it when he reads that.

Look, the, the guy Mister brown, he got us half way there, he got us talking. Well no, I got us talking.

Where was the heart, I didn't see any heart, where was my Oprah moment?

I'm gonna have you all in tears.

Hey we are not all gonna seat in circle in it so are we? / Get out! / I'm sorry. / No this not a joke, ok?

This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.

Abraham Lincoln once said that if you're a racist I will attack you with the north.

It was kind of hard to hear. / Uh yes that probably has something to do with the camera work.

Yes, enjoy, absolutely. 'Namaste'.

But what some of you might not know, is that I am also part native American Indian. / What part, native American? / 2/15th / That fraction doesn't make any sense.

Let me ask you is there a term besides Mexican, that you prefer? Something less offensive? / Mexican isn't offensive!

Jim? / Hello?

get it done! Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine

Olympics of sufferings right here Slavery versus Holocaust, come on!

Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan. / That's nice, Dwight.

OK, I like your food. / Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate! / No...

you would maybe not be a very good driver. / Aw man, am I a woman?

You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs. Maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court.

You wanna get high? / No. / I think you do, mon.

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that was great, she gets it now she knows what it's like to be a minority.

I just hated it when that guy was in here, Mr. brown? If that was his real name!?

I've brought some burritos, some color greens, some pad thai, love pad thai

doesn't really make sense, cause you don't call it colored people that's offensive

Buena vista Oscar thank you