Michael starts monitoring the emails sent out in the Dunder-Mifflin workplace, upsetting the employees. Meanwhile, Pam believes that the relationship between Dwight and Angela is more than just worker to worker, Jim throws an office BBQ at his house in order to show his roommate the kinds of people he deals with everyday, and Michael, after annoying everyone at his improv classes, crashes Jim's party with a terrible karaoke number.
Michael's email breach creates cringe foundation, but 69.5 score signals mid-tier execution limits.
Directed by Paul Feig · Written by Jennifer Celotta
WAR
11.9
Wins Above Replacement
“Email Surveillance” ranks #169 of 186 The Office episodes on the Humor Index, scoring 69.5 — Mixed. The episode packs 39 scored jokes at 2.0 per minute, averaging 6.4 on craft and 6.2 on impact, with Michael landing the most laughs. Every joke is ranked below with its individual craft and impact scores.
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Top Jokes
Dwight: Michael could die at any moment. He could choke on a pretzel. He could be struck by lightning. He could fall down the stairs.
Dwight: He could be hit by a bus. He could be attacked by a bear. He could contract a rare disease from a contaminated water supply.
Dwight: He could be poisoned by a jealous co-worker. He could be abducted by aliens. He could step on a land mine right here in Scranton.
Dwight Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Jim: So we need to investigate this potential Dwight and Angela thing, right? I'm thinking we compare it to checking a squished spider.
Jim Observational ★ Rewatch Dwight: As Assistant Regional Manager, I have access to all employee medical records. I've identified a critical epidemic of yeast infections in the female staff.
Dwight: The cause is simple: inadequate beet consumption. Beets have natural antifungal properties that most people are too ignorant to understand.
Dwight: I've prepared a mandatory memo requiring all women to eat beets daily. This is both a health initiative and a display of my superior medical knowledge.
Dwight Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Michael: Okay, people, I know you're all concerned about Big Brother watching us. But let me tell you something—I've looked into this. Big Brother is not real. He's a fictional character from that book. So we're fine.
Dwight: Actually, Michael, Big Brother is a metaphor for government surveillance and—
Michael: Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. I've already called him. He said he's too busy with his own show to worry about us.
Michael Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch All Jokes — 39 analyzed
Show all ↓ Hide ↑ Michael: What a beautiful day in Scranton. I love this town.
Michael: Wait, what? They're monitoring our emails? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
Michael: Delete, delete, delete, delete!
Michael: Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me I can read everyone's emails? All of them?
Michael: This is a security nightmare. We need to shut this down immediately. Lock it down.
Michael: Actually, no. Leave it on. For security purposes. I need to monitor this threat personally.
IT Guy: What's your password so I can secure the system?
Michael Scott: 1234
Michael: I'm in the best shape of my life.
Michael: Look at this.
Michael: This is pure muscle.
Michael Physical/Slapstick Character Comedy Dwight: Michael could die at any moment. He could choke on a pretzel. He could be struck by lightning. He could fall down the stairs.
Dwight: He could be hit by a bus. He could be attacked by a bear. He could contract a rare disease from a contaminated water supply.
Dwight: He could be poisoned by a jealous co-worker. He could be abducted by aliens. He could step on a land mine right here in Scranton.
Dwight Escalation Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Michael: Yeah, and I'm sure that'll work out great. What could possibly go wrong with a mine? I mean, besides everything.
Michael: And that's why we need professional boundaries in the workplace. No fraternization, no inappropriate comments, no...
Michael Setup/Punchline Cringe/Discomfort Michael: Oh, hey, look at this email here. 'Michael is an ass.' Well, that's... that's not very nice.
Stanley: That's your email, Michael.
Michael: What? No, it's not. I would never... I'm reading it right here.
Stanley: You're reading your own email to yourself.
Michael: Oh, so I'm an ass? Well, you're an ass!
Michael: Yeah, that's right. How do you like that, Stanley?
Michael: Beep boop beep. I am a robot. You cannot see me on your surveillance cameras because I am invisible.
Michael: Whirrrr click click. My circuits are malfunctioning. I am becoming more human.
Michael: I have a heart. I have a brain. I have courage. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
Michael: Okay, people, I know you're all concerned about Big Brother watching us. But let me tell you something—I've looked into this. Big Brother is not real. He's a fictional character from that book. So we're fine.
Dwight: Actually, Michael, Big Brother is a metaphor for government surveillance and—
Michael: Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. I've already called him. He said he's too busy with his own show to worry about us.
Michael Character Comedy Observational ★ Rewatch Jim: You know what I think? I think Dwight and Angela have a thing.
Pam: What? No way.
Jim: I'm telling you, the way he looks at her, the way she pretends not to notice...
Pam: That's just Dwight being Dwight.
Jim: Exactly. Dwight being Dwight around Angela. That's a thing.
Jim: So we need to investigate this potential Dwight and Angela thing, right? I'm thinking we compare it to checking a squished spider.
Jim Observational ★ Rewatch Dwight: As Assistant Regional Manager, I have access to all employee medical records. I've identified a critical epidemic of yeast infections in the female staff.
Dwight: The cause is simple: inadequate beet consumption. Beets have natural antifungal properties that most people are too ignorant to understand.
Dwight: I've prepared a mandatory memo requiring all women to eat beets daily. This is both a health initiative and a display of my superior medical knowledge.
Dwight Absurdist Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Michael: I'm on the list, right?
Jim: No.
Michael Reaction Beat Cringe/Discomfort Michael: I'm not just approachable, I'm approachable... and then some. I'm approachably friendly. I'm friend... approachable. You know what, I'm approachabler.
Michael Wordplay/Pun Character Comedy Michael: Oh man, you guys are so lucky. Cup of Noodles? This is fancy. You know, I remember when I first discovered these in college. I thought I was eating like a king. The way the noodles just... unfurl in the hot water? It's like watching a beautiful flower bloom. And that flavor packet? *chef's kiss* It's not just food, it's an experience. You're basically a gourmet chef right now.
Michael Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Michael: In college, the professors would come to our parties. They loved us.
Dwight: That's not true.
Michael: Oh, it's true. Professor Professorson came to every party.
Jim: Michael, that didn't happen.
Michael: You weren't there, Jim. You don't know what happened at my college parties.
Jim: Okay, so we need balloons, streamers, cups, plates, napkins, and... not inviting Michael.
Jim Deadpan/Understatement Observational Jim: Okay, so my roommate wants to meet some people from the office.
Jim: I'm gonna warn you though, Dwight is... a lot.
Roommate: How bad could it be?
Jim: Just trust me.
Dwight: Fact: bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Roommate: Wait, what? Is he joking?
Jim: No.
Roommate: You're messing with me. Nobody is actually like this.
Jim: I wish I was.
Jim Observational Character Comedy ★ Rewatch Dwight: Why doesn't Michael know about the party?
Jim: It's a surprise party for him.
Dwight: Oh.
Pam: We could tell Dwight that it's Michael's surprise party, and he has to hide.
Pam Escalation Character Comedy Michael: You cannot miss this improv class. It's unmissable.
Michael: I missed it last week.
Michael: Angela, you didn't go to the charity bake drive. You went to get a donut.
Angela: I did go to the charity bake drive.
Michael: Then where's your baked good?
Angela: I ate it.
Dwight: I have soccer practice after work.
Michael: Dwight, didn't you say you had clarinet practice?
Dwight: No, I said soccer practice.
Michael: I'm pretty sure you said clarinet.
Dwight: It's clarinet practice. False. Soccer practice is what I said.
Dwight: I always keep a pair of backup Birkenstocks in my car for parties. You never know when you might need comfortable yet professional footwear.
Michael: See, most people, they start with the beginning. But I like to start with the climax. That way, everything else is just a bonus.
Michael Character Comedy Observational Michael: Okay, I'm gonna shoot you. Bang! And you. Bang! And you over there. Bang!
Improv Instructor: Who are you shooting? There's no one there.
Michael: Exactly! I'm out of control!
Pam: Wait, where would Dwight sit? Oh God, no. No, I'm not doing this.
Pam Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Pam: Oh my God, look at you in this photo!
Jim: Yeah, well, thanks for pointing out that I was a dork in high school.
Pam: I didn't say that!
Jim: You didn't have to.
Pam Jim Reaction Beat Character Comedy Michael: A gun? Why would I have a gun?
Student: Because you just said you were going to shoot for the moon!
Michael: That's a figure of speech!
Bill Callback Absurdist Callback Jim: Yeah, we sell paper. It's pretty much as exciting as it sounds.
Jim Meta/Self-Referential Observational Pam: So Phyllis, have you ever had an office romance?
Phyllis: Oh my God, Pam, you and Jim? Finally! I knew it!
Pam: No, no, I was asking about you.
Phyllis: Oh. Well, that's less exciting.
Michael: So what's happening at Bernie's Tavern?
Kevin: Oh, well, it's just gonna be a small thing. You know, just some of the warehouse guys.
Michael: Oh, so I'm not invited?
Kevin: Well, it's not that you're not invited. It's more like... Bernie's has a strict no-snitches policy, and I wasn't sure if that applied to you.
Kevin Character Comedy Awkward Silence Michael: Wow. This is... nice. I mean, not nice. But nice try.
Michael: Who chose this music? It's like a Sandals Jamaica commercial had a baby with a dentist's office.
Michael: And these appetizers? I've seen more food at a DMV.
Michael Character Comedy Cringe/Discomfort Michael: Jim's roommate? That guy's a terrorist.
Michael: I'm gonna sing this duet with you, and it's gonna be amazing!
Michael: *singing loudly and off-key* ...and then he thrust his—
Michael: What? It's in the song!
Michael Cringe/Discomfort Character Comedy Michael: So I was in this improv class, right? And the teacher said, 'Michael, you have a real gift.' I said, 'I know, I'm very talented.' So then I did this whole scene where I was a astronaut who was also a chef, making space food, and everyone was laughing so hard. Then I did another scene where I was a talking dog who was also a lawyer. The teacher said, 'Michael, that was incredible.' And I said, 'Of course it was.' Then I realized... that was an improv.
Michael Character Comedy Absurdist ★ Rewatch ⏩ The part you fast-forward
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